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Baldi is a math teacher from the game Baldi's basics in education and learning that will give you math questions from notebooks you have to collect, but if you get one wrong he will get mad and smack his ruler,you have to get all 7 notebooks and get out of the school before he catches you but if your too slow to get to an exit he will close it and you will have nowhere to go
Baldi smacked me with a ruler because i got a question wrong :(
Baldi by monikammmmmm June 12, 2018
The way Marylanders pronounce the state's most prominent city. Often used in conjunction with the word "hon."
Let's go watch those Baldimore O's, hon.

("O's" pronounced as "ooohs.")
Baldimore by Graggy H. February 8, 2009

Baldilocks 

1. A term used to describe a person (generally male) suffering from hair loss, during their midlife crisis. A Baldilocks can often be singled out by the large bald-patch on the back, top or front of their head.

2. A person who is completely and utterly bald. See also: Skin head.

3. The main character in the children's story, 'Baldilocks and the Three Hairs.'
Lani: Woah. Look at our new teacher.
Delia: *Looks at teacher* He is such a Baldilocks.
Lani: I think we should buy him a wig for his birthday.
Baldilocks by Barclay Crayfish September 1, 2010

she's a baddie 

Girl who's a badass. Attractive, femme fatale type. Might ruin your life, might make it better. Definitely make it more thrilling.
Damn! Look at her, she's a baddie

The Baldening 

When Thomas Miner enters a room and immediately says some shit about his head.
Thomas: “Heyyy, guys!”

Me: “Oh no, here comes The Baldening...”

Thomas: “And don’t worry guys: STILL have no hair!!!”
The Baldening by Thingman2002 April 11, 2019
Baldi is the name of a man whom has a ruler and will slap you with it and you will love every single second of it as you are beat to death by Baldi's ruler.
Baldi is fucken hot.
Baldi by Baldi's Ruler June 11, 2018