annual pussy stunt 

a card that you can play once every year that overrides your bestfriends free will which makes them legally obligated to do something for/with you no matter how crazy. once a pussy stunt is called the person who called it cannot call another one until the year is over, and the person whom the pussy stunt got called on cant use theirs for the next 24 hours.

*at an amusement park*
"hey i really wanna go on that ride can you come on it with me"
"absolutely not that looks way too scary and way too fast"
"ok well i call an annual pussy stunt."
"FUCK."

annual pussy stunt by englishgenius January 14, 2024

indoor annual leave 

a. Being at work but not doing any actual work.

b. Goofing off at work.

I closed my office door and read a novel all day because I needed a day of indoor annual leave.

indoor annual leave by AnnaBeginsAgain March 5, 2010

Florida Fire-Hose (annual event) 

A town in florida is chosen after an olympics committe style choosing process.

The town spends a week collecting liquidy shit in a large vat, the Fire Hose ground collects said shit and places it in a fire hydrant

The fire hydrant along with dozens if not hundreds of fakes are placed around the town

People crowd around different fire hydrants with the hope that theirs contains the liquidy shit

At a given hour the hydrants are opened and the liquidy goodness sprays on the people who chose the right one

Who claim their prize of licking each other clean

Man 1: yeehaaaa

Girl 1: Whats that smell

Man 1: I just gone won me the Florida Fire-Hose (annual event) that liquidy goodness covered me from head to toe

Girl 1: damn, i missed it i was too busy touching my self to twilight, cooking and cleaning, the only activities females ever partake in

Florida Fire-Hose (annual event) by Reverend Pope May 28, 2010

semi-annual 

Anything semi-annual means it happens every 6 months.

Attention all customers, attention all customers. The semi-annual sale begins today, and the next one is on December 18! Buy now and get extreme price cuts!

semi-annual by ToadMan.EXE September 8, 2005

net annual income 

Gross income is the amount you earn before taxes and other payroll deductions. Net income is your take-home pay after taxes and other payroll deductions. Your net income, the amount on your paycheck, is what's used to make your budget. This will provide you with your NET ANNUAL INCOME.

My net annual income is $1400.

net annual income by KlickAndABass December 13, 2016

The first annual Montgomery burns award for outstanding achievement in the field of excellence 

The quality of or condition of being excellent

“I just won the first annual Montgomery burns award for outstanding achievement in the field of excellence”

The first annual Montgomery burns award for outstanding achievement in the field of excellence by Delovelytoucan April 5, 2021

74th Annual Hunger Games 

In the 74th annual Hunger Games,24 tributes from districts 1-12 fight till the death of the 23 children ages 12-18 for the capitols enjoyment. The 24 tributes are: District 1- Marvel and Glimmer, District 2- Cato and Clove, District 3- boy and girl, District 4- boy and girl, District 5- boy and Foxface, District 6- boy and girl, District 7- boy and girl, District 8- boy and girl, District 9- boy and girl, District 10- boy and girl, District 11- Thresh and Rue, District 12- Peeta and Katniss. In the battle 11 tributes die on the first day and on the following days fro the most part one tribute dies a day but there are some days where there are no deaths in the arena. There are tracker jackers and mutts (muttations) to scare and threaten the tributes. In he end the gamemakers say that there can be two victors if from the same district, with Katniss and Peeta still alive, the kill Cato and then win the crown as the starcrossed lovers from district 12 hereby winning the 74th annual Hunger Games.

Peeta Quotes:

Peeta Mellark, "Sweetheart, are you here to finish me off?"

Peeta Mellark, "Remember we're madly in love so it's all right to kiss me when ever you feel like it."

Peeta Mellark, "Because she came here with me."

Adapted from the 74th Annual Hunger Games

74th Annual Hunger Games by marycate930 December 16, 2012