I don't give a shit 

When you do a half ass job at work because you have no interest in it and have no passion because everything seems blah blah blah!

"I went to work and did a half ass job on everything and got fired! I don't give a shit!"

I don't give a shit by Seth Martin Dresser October 15, 2018

I GOTTA TAKE A SHIT 

A proclamation that holds some urgency, thereby allowing you to quickly get out of a situation. It also lets the individual that the proclamation is stated to know that you won't be back anytime soon.

Florence: Have you seen my pictures from our vacation? We took something like 500 pictures.
Ethel: I GOTTA TAKE A SHIT!!!!!
Florence: Well then I guess maybe next time.

I GOTTA TAKE A SHIT by TigerW September 4, 2005

the fun machine took a shit and died

the point at which you realize that what youve been doing all night may NOT have been the best idea ever

after all those beer bongs, somewhere around dawn the fun machine took a shit and died..

the fun machine took a shit and died by mat haggard August 24, 2008

Crapped a shit 

A saying to be used in extreme conditions of fear, exitement, happiness, etc.

Can also be said when someone produces an abnormally large amount of feces.

Example 1:

Person : Dude did you see that monkey on a chain flying right at you?

Person 2 : Yea man I fucking crapped a shit!
Example 2:

Person : Hey man you don't look so good.

Person 2 : Thats because I had taco bell for lunch and just crapped a shit.

Person : Ouch.

Crapped a shit by Gcapallday February 24, 2010

go take a shit 

leave me alone or piss off.

ah,go take a shit!

go take a shit by twisted jeff April 20, 2017

leave a shit

Expression uttered by George Carlin. Technically a person would rather leave a shit than take one.

Alfie said, "Hey I'm gonna go take a shit in your restroom"

George said, "You better not take one of mine!"

Why would you want to take a shit?!?!

If anything you want to leave a shit.

-George Carlin

leave a shit by alfienukka February 24, 2009

Charlie Give a Shit

A person (man or woman) who pretends to care only when it benefits his or her agenda. A phrase to describe an insincere, sociopathic person who furthers their cause using fake or false concern.

"You can't slack off all day at work and then get all Charlie give a shit when the boss comes around"

That dude could care less about this company until our investor comes around and then he's fucking Charlie Give A Shit

Charlie Give a Shit by Charlie gives 2 shits January 21, 2010