Yoko_Ono

A fagot on the St Louis Blues message broad that has no idea what he is talking about. He is Dave Checketts butt buddy. Everything he says is wrong.

Sucking dick is just what Yoko_Ono likes

Yoko_Ono by jaroslavhalakmakesmypantieswet October 11, 2010

yoko ono syndrome 

Yoko Ono Symdrome is used to describe when someone chooses to hate and vilify another person for the crime of dating a celebrity they find attractive, regardless of the massive odds of that person ever getting together with said celebrity themselves. Typically occurs to fans of teenage boybands.

The term comes from the massive hate Yoko Ono received from female fans of the Beatles following her relationship and marriage to John Lennon.

"I'm worried about my daughter, she keeps writing blog posts about how she hates anyone dating Harry Styles because she wants him for herself. I think she has Yoko Ono Syndrome."

yoko ono syndrome by WatcherMark August 2, 2016

yoko-ono-masticon 

A collection of Yoko Ono's ethnic spells.

Dude, I only listened to a smidge of a yoko-ono-masticon, and I wanna creampie a Pacific Islander.

yoko-ono-masticon by eccojamsvol1 September 17, 2024

Yoko Ono'ing

When one of the lads gets a girlfriend and he leaves the group to be with her.

Dave: Ever since Robert got with Kate. He's been spending more time with her than us!

Ben: He would rather spend a Saturday with her than watch the football with us while having a beer.

Dave: Ever since she stepped in the scene she's been Yoko Ono'ing him from the group!

Yoko Ono'ing by Happy dinosaur October 22, 2025

Pulling A Yoko Ono

Pulling A Yoko Ono(Verb); The instance in which a Woman successfully breaks up your crew; The said female may be dating one of your homies, therefore distracting attention from your friends. A Yoko Ono can also be pulled by a simply good looking or persuasive female.

Origin: Yoko Ono, who was dating John Lennon, definitely broke up the Beatles, ending the greatest band of all time. Thus; This is dubbed, "Pulling a Yoko Ono".

Guy one: "Goddammit Steven! your stupid girlfriend broke up the crew!"

Guy two: "Yeah, that hoe pulled a fucking Yoko Ono on us!"

Guy three(Steven): "Guys, she was just too hot. I couldn't resist!"

Guys one and two proceed to kick the shit out of Steven and shun him from the crew forever because his girlfriend was Pulling A Yoko Ono.

Pulling A Yoko Ono by J.Killou July 4, 2009

A Yoko Ono

A asian girl who loves the white dick and always dates and loves white guys, while never dating asian guys or any other race besides white. When you see a Asian girl and a White guy in public you can say to your mate Yoko Ono and he will know exactly what you mean haha.

while walking past a asian girl, white guy couple.

"dude a yoko ono!" friend one
"oh shit I see her haha" friend two

A Yoko Ono by JyahC July 14, 2016

The Yoko Ono Complex

The tendency of muscians, usually of a hippie or indie nature, to be attacted to asian or oriental women, often of chinese or japanese heritage.

Every hot indie guy at Wilfrid Laurier has an asian girlfriend because of The Yoko Ono Complex.

The Yoko Ono Complex by The S.S. Tom Tom May 24, 2009