woodpecker 

Quite possibly the most annoying bird there is.

It's 8am and after 4 hours of sleep I just got woken up bc some damn woodpecker decided to bang its head against a tree.

woodpecker by cny84 April 26, 2006

woodpecker 

As the chick licks on your nuts, peck her forehead with your dick

woodpecker by Sticky April 4, 2003

Cincinnati Woodpecker

When a woman with a tracheal stoma deep throats and tickles the head of the penis through the stoma. The womans finger going in and out of the stoma looks like a Woodpeck Pecking at a branch.

I was going to give her a Cincinnati Bw Toe, but I changed my mond and gave her a Cincinnati Woodpecker instead.

Cincinnati Woodpecker by Dan L. May 17, 2006

talking like a physic woodpecker 

To talk non stop about anything or nothing

Man I was in line the other day to buy a concert ticket behind this guy who was talking like a physic woodpecker.

talking like a physic woodpecker by vicioushemi February 15, 2010

Woodpecker 

When you mistakenly send a text, email, or IM of questionable appropriateness to the wrong person or group of people, who may or may not be OK with it.

In the business meeting, my boss made the comment "This is just too long and hard." Thinking it was to my buddies' group text, I woodpeckered "That's what she said" to my female peer. That got me a talking to by HR.

Woodpecker by Woodpecker Strong April 22, 2021

The Woodpecker 

When your significant other wakes you up at night with a hard on while spooning...

The Woodpecker made an appearance last night, it must have been a good dream...

The Woodpecker by D's wife May 26, 2019

Woodpecker 

A woodpecker is when a highly skilled slut blows a tiny dick. She moves with such a fast movement it looks like a damn woodpecker.

"Dude, I heard Tommy got woodpeckered by that bitch Alyssa."

Woodpecker by aidanmotos June 10, 2015