White Mountain Bear Claw 

You take a shit while a girl is giving you head while the guy is playing fifa (or any other sort of cool video game). After you take that shit, you dip your balls in it, the girl sucks on that (your shitty balls) and then you fuck her while smearing shit and white chaving cream all over her. This tactic can only be done in a white bathroom which sets the environment as a white mountain (where bears live). Also you must be wearing a bear mask. After you've done that you tell the girl 3 simple words... "Figure it out"

Girl- "hey what do you want to do to me?"
Guy- "can i please perform the white mountain bear claw?"
Girl- "is it fun?"
Guy- "absolutely"

White Mountain Bear Claw by grizzly man from a white mtn. January 22, 2011

White Clawed

When a normally mild-mannered soccer mom has a rare night without a game, she may tend to throw down a handful or two of the eponymous hard sodas, thereby exhibiting atypical behavior. Commonly in the form of erotic folk dancing, burping contests or firing on step dads.

"Dood! Did you see Tyler's mom at the block party last night? All dancing in the cul-de-sac and shit. Where did she even get that tambourine? Totally White Clawed up."

White Clawed by Mitch Kumstien June 7, 2019

white clawholic 

Your basic white girl that can't drink anything but White Claw.

A white clawholic asks, "Like, do you have any blackberry White Claw? I need to get white girl wasted."

white clawholic by NorthernNative September 2, 2021

White clawed

When a woman sucks a guys cock, then spits his cum into her hand and slaps him in the face with his own cum.

That chick white clawed me last night!

White clawed by Welpshit December 30, 2021

Whitelaw 

Town of 700 in Wisconsin. We once had a black family in Whitelaw but they were quickly expelled. Drug charges I believe. They were my neighbors. We also have something called Wienerfest, not as gay as it sounds. You can come, dress up like a wiener in the parade, eat wieners all weekend and listen to bands while eating your wiener and drinking your beer. It is no exception to Wisconsin, we pound a lot of beer and pussy. Not to be confused with the sh*t town St. Nazianz.

person 1 "where did Jamal and LaKifa go?"

person 2 "they didn't last too long in Whitelaw"

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person 1 "what should we do?"

person 2 "lets go eat some wieners and dump some beers"

Whitelaw by Whitelaian 1 November 9, 2011

Poor man's whiteclaw 

A shot of vodka poured into a can of La Croix.
When you are to poor to buy white claw so you make your own.

I didn't have money for a case of hard seltzer so I bought some vodka and a case of La Croix so we can make Poor Man's Whiteclaw instead!

Poor man's whiteclaw by jaybirdlaw December 1, 2020

Colbys..whiteclaw

HER EDIT HAVE ME DOWN ON MY KNEES GOD DAMN

@colbys..whiteclaw is the BEST EDITOR EVERRRRRR

Colbys..whiteclaw by Colbylover.Kate_25 February 27, 2022