Whitelaw 

Town of 700 in Wisconsin. We once had a black family in Whitelaw but they were quickly expelled. Drug charges I believe. They were my neighbors. We also have something called Wienerfest, not as gay as it sounds. You can come, dress up like a wiener in the parade, eat wieners all weekend and listen to bands while eating your wiener and drinking your beer. It is no exception to Wisconsin, we pound a lot of beer and pussy. Not to be confused with the sh*t town St. Nazianz.

person 1 "where did Jamal and LaKifa go?"

person 2 "they didn't last too long in Whitelaw"

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person 1 "what should we do?"

person 2 "lets go eat some wieners and dump some beers"

Whitelaw by Whitelaian 1 November 9, 2011

whitelaw 

Whitelaw is also known in the stoner eyes as a law that you DONT have to follow and it makes it so your INCAPABLE of getting arrested. Its like a force field of amzingness. If you know a Whitelaw then give them all your offerings because they will eventully equipt you with secrets of the WHITE-LAW!!!

Boy- Who is that bitch over there, touching everyones nipples without even a thought of sex-offending charges?

Other boy- Oh I think I might have heard of that gurl before

Boy- Well then, hook me up with some info bro!! Who is she?

Other boy- Oh shit man if you dont know I should tell you........ Mutha fucking MEG DIZZLE WHITELAW

Boy- Oh... I know her

whitelaw by Meg Drizzle January 12, 2011

George Whitelaw 

What an absolute Chad this beast of a man has double the women you have and double the dick length.
You can be assured any George Whitelaw will pull faster than you can blink.

"George Whitelaw fucked my girlfriend" "oh shit he fucked mine too"
"What an absolute chad"

George Whitelaw by Big FS my guy October 26, 2020

George Whitelaw 

A ginger fatneek who is not hard to miss due to his very wide torso and the many rolls of fat on his stomach

Me: George whitelaw is gay

George Whitelaw by Georgewhitelawisafatneek October 26, 2020

Whitlawburn 

Whitlawburn a scheme in glasgow better than most jambo says fuck the wifty and the hawfway

Jambo-fuck the wifty whitlawburn boyz

Whitlawburn by Whitlawburn October 17, 2021

Poor man's whiteclaw 

A shot of vodka poured into a can of La Croix.
When you are to poor to buy white claw so you make your own.

I didn't have money for a case of hard seltzer so I bought some vodka and a case of La Croix so we can make Poor Man's Whiteclaw instead!

Poor man's whiteclaw by jaybirdlaw December 1, 2020

Whiteland 

Small town in central Indiana chock-full of middle-aged Republicans and pious "Christians" who claim to be so religious, yet are alcoholics and beat their wives.
Whiteland has a high school full of bratty rednecks (there are a few decent kids..like 4 of them), and snobby butterface blondes that think Ed Hardy is the epitome of coolness.
Whiteland basically consists of liquor stores, gas stations, churches, bad teeth, 80s hair, annoying teenagers and cornfeilds.
Enjoy.

"Why did that 15 year girl over there in the knock off Ed Hardy tell me that she was 'very Christian' the other day, when I just watched her have tit sex with Mike last night?"

"Well what do you expect? She's from Whiteland."

Whiteland by haaaygirlhay April 18, 2010