westlake high school ny 

the most retarded school i have ever seen. literally everyone here fails or is on the verge of failing their classes. almost everyone here says and does the most stupidest shit as well

everyone here smells like complete fucking garbage. i am convinced no one here showers, or even puts on fucking deodorant or cologne and perfume.

almost everyone here either does drugs or drinks or both and people literally fuck in stairwells

almost no diversity, everyone here is either italian, albanian, or irish with a couple of portuguese and croatian people.

danny: hey, why do you fucking smell so bad?
jacob: because i go to westlake high school ny

westlake high school ny by wheremysuperkah00t April 2, 2021

Westlake Village 

A southern California town that is a less interesting and richer version of Agoura Hills

"I live in Westlake Village!" -dude #1
"ok.." -dude #2

Westlake Village by plus-size albert November 20, 2020

Westlake High School 

There’s always that one kid who is bumping Russ obnoxiously through the halls with his loud ass speakers in his Fendi backpack. A concerningly large amount of Indians and Arabs check themselves out in the bathroom mirror at a consistent rate of at least 60 times a day. The common Westlake kid tends to vape and then race home to brag to his little brother about his otherworldly experience. There’s a lot of one syllable names like Kyle or Cole within the area and they either surf at 4 AM on schooldays and flex it on their snap or post soundcloud links of their shitty rapper friends on their private instagrams.

A Westlake High School Convo
Non Westlake Guy: Hello, can you tell me about this city, I just moved.
Westlake Guy: Dude, have you heard the new Russ album? it’s literally one heck of a heap
Non Westlake Guy: Uhhh I just want some info regarding the city
Westlake Guy: Bro Russ is literally so fire, here have one of my headphones
Non Westlake Guy: I’d rather...
*Westlake Guy abruptly sticks headphone in ear

Westlake Guy: You’re welcome for enlightening your world
Non-Westlake Guy: Runs into the middle of the street and gets hit by a car falling to a brutal death, but eternal happiness as his ears no longer work

Westlake High School by StefanEdwards March 19, 2019

Westlake MiddleSchool 

This school is full of whores and fuckboys and the gym favorites. Not to mention all the gay and emo kids. Almost everyone is a stoner and depressed. Oh, and Parker will do anything for you to get detention. This school is complete bullshit. Fuck this school.

"Fuck Westlake MiddleSchool."

Westlake MiddleSchool by ThatOneKidInthatonedress May 6, 2018

westlake village 

Home of Heather Locklear and Denise Richards.

Heather and Denise live in Westlake Village

westlake village by Michelle Landburg October 5, 2006

westlake sanford nc 

this is the place of stuck up white pieces of TRASH. in brownstone everyone cheats on everyone. you can occasionally go to the pool and see some shirtless frat boys. or some risky 14 yr old girls wearing underwear. if you want to get raped go here. love you guys!! ;)

Sally: Lets go get fucked up.
Bob: Westlake sanford nc if probably our best chance.

westlake sanford nc by urmomlovesme May 25, 2017

Westlake girls high school

A girl only school full of lesbians, also known as leslake high.

Girls there tropically bring cucumber or all sort of shit that they can use to shove in their _____.

The school is full of red-necks racist white trash, including teachers who will join in to bully international kids.

Girl: Hi I am from Westlake girls high school.

Other guys: Sorry, I don't speak lesbian.

Westlake girls high school by Meme.skillz March 13, 2019