Wanged 

1 (adj) To be stoned, drunk or crossfaded

2 (v) To be dick slapped

1. "That guy is so wanged right now"

2. "You just got wanged motha fucka!!!!"

Wanged by KCLOL October 14, 2009

purple winged bat 

A black womans vagina.

The sistas pussy looked like a purple winged bat.

purple winged bat by Hugh Jass October 31, 2003

wengervision 

When you blatantly see something then later claim you 'didn't see anything'

Arsene Wneger, Arsenal football manager. When Arsenal are awarded a penalty for something not worth one he will say 'I did not see anything'

wengervision by James Davies May 22, 2005

curb-wanged 

when one is totally drunk beyond all recognition

john was completely curb-wanged, we didn't even recognise him.

curb-wanged by andy richens November 7, 2006

arsene wenger 

Manager of Arsenal, the best thing that has happened to football in england since studs on boots, with intellect comparable to Einstien

arsene wenger led arsenal to another win over spurds

arsene wenger by Matthieu April 1, 2005

winged wombat

The male equivalent of a 'cougar'

Yo, did you see Grandpa Robert today? He was totes hitting on that 25 year old--what a winged wombat!

Like, ew.

IKR?!!!

Silly Robert. Tarts aren't for farts.

winged wombat by JOE (Joe) February 11, 2014

wanged 

Phrasal Verb:
To bring down or make unavailable a website by routing heavy traffic to the site via a link or reference on your site. Specifically in the case of the www.penny-arcade.com website: to post a link on Penny Arcade to a site with insufficient capacity to handle the traffic coming from Penny Arcade fans.

Link update: looks like we wanged another server.

wanged by Omnimancer October 20, 2003