A wallet (Wall-Let) is a harlot that hits the wall and desperately doubles down on the treasure hunt as she realizes many men don't want her any more.

I can't go down to starschmucks any more without at least one of those sad old wallets all up on my shit.

Wallet by Social Distomancy March 3, 2024

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Wallet rape

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It's Steam Christmas Sale.
Wallet rape is imminent.

Wallet rape by Shezzar January 8, 2014

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Wallet Warrior

A player of a Micropayment based game that gets all of the good items by paying for them instead of earning them through playing the game.

Player 1: "Wow, where did you get this cool sword and armor? You are only level 2"
Player 2: "I bought them with real life money, I don't have time to level up so I am a wallet warrior"

Wallet Warrior by _Buzzy_ September 25, 2011

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Wallet inspector

Used to imply a person is gullible.

Taken from a scene in The Simpsons where a tough tells three nerds he is the Wallet Inspector and they hand over their wallets unthinkingly.

Boris Johnson: I'll get a good deal for workers.
Caroline Flint, Labour MP: Okay. I'll vote for it!
Everyone: Caroline's meeting with the Wallet Inspector is going well.

Wallet inspector by Corbyn Ate My Hamster October 19, 2019

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