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fortnite wins on snapchat 

virgin: CHEckk out my new fortnite win

average person: NOBODY CARES YOU DUMB VIRGIN WITH YO FORTNITE WINS ON SNAPCHAT
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(name) wins! 

An expression of pure (and often surprising) triumph in the face of irritable and formerly formiddable opposition, especially from inanimate objects, concepts, or unpleasant circumstances. The speaker is meant to use their own name, aptly announcing their success to the world around them in a nonbiased way.
"(name) wins!" applies in a variety of circumstances:

(kelly struggles over astrophysics, aggressively punching numbers into calculators. hours pass and equations dance tauntingly in her head. kelly finally finishes problems with a flourish of the pencil): kelly wins!

(amanda sees bottle of patron on impossibly high shelf. books, people and other pieces of furniture are employed in attempt to reach this last remaining liquor. bottle successfully knocked into outstretched hands): amanda wins!

(nicola loses cell phone for days. room and house are torn to bits causing mess on national-disaster scale. cellphone is eventually located at bottom of stinky hamper): nicola wins!!

(jana spends hours convincing the french to let her into their country. paperwork and red tape abounds from the country that invented bureaucracy. a visa is at last obtained): jana wins!!!

Taylor Always Wins 

The undeniable truth. Taylor Swift always wins. Karma loves her. Whenever someone wrongs her, things inexplicable take a turn for the worse for that unfortunate person. God loves Taylor Swift!
"Katy Perry's newest single flopped." - "Taylor always wins!"

your-fortnite-wins 

Stfu we dont care about your-fortnite-wins”

Shopping for those wins 

When you are looking to win every game of badminton, in style.
"You coming to badminton tonight?"
"Yeah of course! You know me though, shopping for those wins"

Team Awesome Wins 

When in a team for something in and you know your going to lose... use the team name 'team awesome wins'
'when it is read out it sounds like
'Team Awesome Wins (cheer) - Came Last'