vegemite 

it looks like petrolleum, tastes like crap, only eaten by australians, expats in other countries, and people who eat way too much crrap.

1) some autralian weirdo: have some vegemite, mate!
mo: no way. looks like petrolleum, tastes like crap.

2) ian: I'd rather drink coffee made from civet cat shit than to taste that crap (vegemite).

3) random tourist: let me have some of that vegemite!
*spreads some vegemite thinly on a piece of bread, then eats it*
*chokes, then vomits, then passes out.*
some australian: poor fella. I feel sorry for him. *starts eating vegemite, then proceeds to hum the "happy little vegemite" jingle.*

vegemite by Ian Lopez April 7, 2008

Vegemite 

Thick brown brewer's yeast paste from the Land Down Under. The slightest dollop on the end of a toothpick touched to a slug's back will incapacitate it in a matter of seconds, and render it an salty and torturous pool of black ooze in just under a minute effectively creating another couple ounces of Vegemite to dab on one's toast.

Pass the Vegemite, mate, I ran out of nails to hammer through my tongue.

Vegemite by Craig Duckett July 21, 2008

Vegemite 

Thick, brown faeces.

Oh, man, I just took a masive vegemite.

Vegemite by xopher.tm April 3, 2005

Vegemite 

a paste that should have directions how to apply, because it tastes like "FOO" its the anti-christ of bread spread

this vegemite was imported from Australia, and Shell should keep the shite in a safe

Vegemite by Passions March 29, 2003

vegemite 

A somewhat annoying person bearable for only short amounts of time before they get on your nerves.
The expression comes the spread - vegemite which is potent and 'a little bit goes a long way'

"what do you think of Anna?"
"Anna? shes vegemite!"

vegemite by Kraken July 23, 2008

Vegemite 

An inferior, colonial, version of the one true toastular spread Marmite.

Those convicts don't realise the powers that they are meddling with. Attempting to recreate the magic of Marmite could bring about a universal cataclysm. Thankfully they can only manage to construct a poor knock-off, vegemite, that poses no danger.

Vegemite by James Weatherley October 29, 2006

vegemite 

Definition as rewritten by one of those alluded to North Americans . . . correcting the TYPO:

A semi edible dark brown paste. Traditionally used by Australians to disgust FOREIGNERS. Highly effective on North Americans.

"Try this Chip, It's called vegemite. It tastes like nutella".

vegemite by Annie Nonimus December 24, 2017