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Trophy Troller 

Old rich dude that scours the bar or gym bait looking for a hot young trophy wife, or trophy ass.
Look at the trophy troller moving in on the hottie by the stairclimber. There's no way that kitten's going to take the sugar daddy bait.
Trophy Troller by Kdog Jax August 11, 2010

Tea-Troller 

A person who hijacks the comments section of a news article, video or forum thread by posting ultra-conservative/ultra-nationalistic propaganda. Their statements often include words like "Obummer", "libtard", and generally contain things like Benghazi, Obamacare and how liberals, progressives and Obama are responsible for all the evil in the US. Often these comments contain massive spelling and grammar errors, hate speech/profanity and many times have almost no relation to the subject matter.
News Article: Child dies in car wreck
Commenter1:OMG! That's so terrible!
Commenter2:Why did this happen
Tea-Troller: If someone had a gun they could shoot the tires out, but because Obummer and the liberal agenda want to take your freedoms away, the kid died. Because unions and progresives have destroyd our manufacturing by underming the consistushun, cars aren't safe.
Commenter3:Dude, what does that have to do with the article?
Commenter1:Don't feed the Tea-Troller
Tea-Troller by jackburton420 May 26, 2014

Stroller Troller 

One who is old enough to be a grandfather to the jail bait he follows on Facebook/Instagram/Twitter.
Who is that old guy on your page, what a creeper.. Total Stroller troller.

Tuna Troller 

A man who does not have any particular girl in his sights at a party, but instead attempts to hook up with anything that has a vagina.
Person 1 - "I don't even care if she's cute, I'll fuck anything that moves."
Person 2 - "Dude, you're such a tuna troller."
Tuna Troller by axcipiter March 16, 2011

Mega Troller 

Someone who frequents a forum in such an intensity that it is expected that they will have an opportunity to post on any topic within minutes of the post having been submitted originally.

A Mega Troller may post relevant or irrelevant items, as Trolls from Lord of the Rings never seemed too bright, but always make coherent or incoherent noise. They never sneak up on you or observe silently.
Suppose there's two users, User1 is a Mega Troller. User2 is a person starting a new topic on a forum.

- User2 posts a new topic at 10:03am.
- By 10:08am, User1 has already submitted at least 1 reply to the new topic.
- Every 3rd post on the forum is from the same user, regardless of the section.
Mega Troller by Instinct121 October 7, 2009

Stage troller

A stage troller is a singer or musician who hangs off to the side, or makes passes across the front of the stage area, while other bands are playing. They do this in hopes of being asked up to make a “guest appearance”.

This is a common behavior where the person can be content to being a spectator, but has to show everyone in attendance that he/she is a “star” too. They will usually overstay their welcome if asked to join the band for a song, and their presence becomes awkward.
Man, did you see Geoff last night, making his rounds on the dance floor in front of the band? He’s such a stage troller!

The show was going great last night until the band invited a stage troller up for a song and he wouldn’t leave!
Stage troller by Richter Ass October 13, 2021