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If I had tits, I'd play with them all day. I wouldn't leave the house, I wouldn't shower, I wouldn't eat (unless not eating made my tits smaller, then I'd eat a bunch of fatty foods).
Dude, it stinks in here. Open a window. There are dishes full of half eaten lasagna all over the place. Have you been outside all week? Oh, dude, don't do that! Seriously, stop that! At least wait till I leave to play with your tits. Listen, people are starting to worry about you. You really need help.
'Nice tits love'
Tits by mm July 23, 2002
Hey Grandma! I know you let me look at your tits enough today, but I just love watching them move around. So let me see the tits some more!
Tits by homer definitions June 12, 2018
Ugly or Beutiful
Firm Or Saggy
Big or Flat
It's what most men want...
Guy#1 Man I want some tits!
Guy#2 Same Here!
Tits is a slang term for breasts
tits by Abimanyu January 1, 2008
The external source of a woman's internal sexual power.
"Dude, you've got to stop staring at those tits!"
Tits by Steviepr September 2, 2009