tits 

A woman's breasts, including or not including nipples.
For guys, it's normally just nipples unless they're fat.

"Look at this bitch on the side of the road WITH HER TITS HANGING OUT!!!!"

tits by sorrysauce July 29, 2007

tits 

If I had tits, I'd play with them all day. I wouldn't leave the house, I wouldn't shower, I wouldn't eat (unless not eating made my tits smaller, then I'd eat a bunch of fatty foods).

Dude, it stinks in here. Open a window. There are dishes full of half eaten lasagna all over the place. Have you been outside all week? Oh, dude, don't do that! Seriously, stop that! At least wait till I leave to play with your tits. Listen, people are starting to worry about you. You really need help.

tits by Dude Who Desires a Bountiful Pair September 3, 2006

Tits 

Breasts!

'Nice tits love'

Tits by mm July 23, 2002

Tits 

Lovely little birds.

Hey Grandma! I know you let me look at your tits enough today, but I just love watching them move around. So let me see the tits some more!

Tits by homer definitions June 12, 2018

Tits 

Ugly or Beutiful
Firm Or Saggy
Big or Flat
It's what most men want...

Guy#1 Man I want some tits!
Guy#2 Same Here!

Tits by [e-mail] March 23, 2008

tits 

Tits is a slang term for breasts

That woman has some big tits

tits by Abimanyu January 1, 2008

Tits 

The external source of a woman's internal sexual power.

"Dude, you've got to stop staring at those tits!"

Tits by Steviepr September 2, 2009