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The bloody screw 

Its where you put a screw between your index and middle finger and blast the back of a girls vagina
I gave the misses the bloody screw last night

Screw the Russian 

An alcoholic beverage containing Screwball, Kahula and Heavy Whipping Cream. Do not consume more than 2. If more than 2 are consumed expect a PH’uck morning…
I had Juan tooooo many Screw The Russians last night and woke up Fucked up in a wheel barrow full of water with a different pair of skvies on… *Yooper and Wisconsinites only!*
Screw the Russian by Bandit1975 August 13, 2022

the marker screw you effect 

A Marker failing a students coursework when the find the screw you effect quoted unnecessary or other smart ass terms.
Student X Coursework: "the results of the experiment may not be valid because of the the screw you effect"
Marker 1: What a douchebag FAIL
Marker 2: Student X clearly has not heard of the marker screw you effect

screw the bull 

Alcoholic Drink consisting of Red Bull, Vodka and Orange Juice.
A Screwdriver with Red Bull in it. Hence Screw the Bull
screw the bull by Pirate Ron June 1, 2006

screw the pooch

To engage in intercourse with the family dog.
Boy, Sparky's looking tired today. Mom must have really screwed the pooch last night.

OR

Timmies' got blue balls, so I told him to screw the pooch.

Screw the Pooch

In skateboarding, to lose control of the board and crush one's testicles on a rail, bar, lip, or other similar surface.
Tony tried to grind down the handrail at school, but instead he just managed to screw the pooch.
Screw the Pooch by Fresnel February 25, 2009