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The Roman 

The act of getting drunk, meeting a nice girl, fuck her omright on the toilet.
Wow, remenber Miri? I did the Roman on her last saturday.
The Roman by hhlover69 August 18, 2018

The Roman Mars paradox 

The Roman Mars Paradox is a thought experiment that illustrates an apparent paradox of experiencing Roman Mars in different forms of media. In the thought experiment, Roman Mars may be considered simultaneously both attractive and unattractive as a result of being linked to the event of viewing Roman Mars.
The Roman Mars Paradox can include both of these statements.

Roman Mars is so attractive, he makes my pussy wet!

I saw Roman Mars and it made my pussy dry-up like a saltine cracker.

The Roman Candle

A sex move in which a person with a functioning penis inserts PopRocks candy into their urethra while erect, inserts their penis into their partners ass, and begins to urinate during the act of penetration.
“So I was at the club last night with Brad and he told me he wants to give me The Roman Candle!”

The Roman Try 

Having absolutely zero knowledge on a topic before the attempt, and stumbling your way through the most chaotic, mentally ill and pyrrhic victory you’ve ever achieved. Subsequently learning almost nothing until halfway through another attempt.
Guy 1: Are you trying to open that?
Guy 2, clearly pushing a pull door: Like scipio and his forefathers, I learn by doing. Observe the Roman try.
Guy 2 pulls the door back only to slam it forwards, breaking the glass and stepping through*
The Roman Try by Chiaro Amatasana February 3, 2023

The Romani Effect 

The romani effect is a phenomenon whereby people that interact with romani are left with a lifelong impact on their life, and often times have a hard time getting over him/ forgetting about him.
“She still stalks him? It’s been 8 months”
“ Yea it’s the romani effect
The Romani Effect by romaniway April 13, 2024

the romanian 

A swift and unexpected death, named after the former dictator of Romania, Nicolae Ceausescu.
person 1: walks out of spawn

*person 1 dies instantly*

person 1: i just got the romanian dude
the romanian by kokiriglade March 1, 2025