The Roman Mars Paradox is a thought experiment that illustrates an apparent paradox of experiencing Roman Mars in different forms of media. In the thought experiment, Roman Mars may be considered simultaneously both attractive and unattractive as a result of being linked to the event of viewing Roman Mars.
The Roman Mars Paradox can include both of these statements.
A sex move in which a person with a functioning penis inserts PopRocks candy into their urethra while erect, inserts their penis into their partners ass, and begins to urinate during the act of penetration.
Having absolutely zero knowledge on a topic before the attempt, and stumbling your way through the most chaotic, mentally ill and pyrrhic victory you’ve ever achieved. Subsequently learning almost nothing until halfway through another attempt.
Guy 1: Are you trying to open that?
Guy 2, clearly pushing a pull door: Like scipio and his forefathers, I learn by doing. Observe the Roman try.
Guy 2 pulls the door back only to slam it forwards, breaking the glass and stepping through*
The romani effect is a phenomenon whereby people that interact with romani are left with a lifelong impact on their life, and often times have a hard timegetting over him/ forgetting about him.
“She still stalks him? It’s been 8 months”
“ Yea it’s the romanieffect”