The higher you are the fairer the play.

It's a Rahul saying which delineates the causal relationship between ones weed intake and the fairness of one's decision making. This means that when you're high you tend to be more peaceful and fair.

I wanted to get more money from my lawsuit but realised I was being greedy. Thankfully I was high, because the higher you are the fairer the play.

The higher you are the fairer the play. by Jslayer33 July 27, 2023

Besides that, Mrs. Lincoln, how was the play? 

It's a phrase to highlight someone missing the point, purposefully or otherwise. It doesn't matter how good the play was, Mary Todd Lincoln watching her husband and then President of the United States Abraham Lincoln get shot in the head right beside her overshadows everything. It could have been the best acting ever but that's not what she was focusing on or what she'll remember.

In reference to the Aurora shootings
Person 1: "Oh my God, that's awful! Was the movie any good, at least?"
Person 2: "Besides that, Mrs. Lincoln, how was the play?"

In reference to a controversial person
Person 1: "Yeah, Mike's an alcoholic, a tax cheat, beats his kids, and is a pathological liar – but other than that, he's pretty cool."
Person 2: "Besides that, Mrs. Lincoln, how was the play?"

Besides that, Mrs. Lincoln, how was the play? by ResOrbis December 4, 2023

play the lone hand 

To play the lone hand, she or he is masturbating.

Since Jim didn't call, Heather decidedto play the lone hand.

play the lone hand by Cranberry Bob December 4, 2019

Learned to play the clarinet at school 

Gives fantastic blowjobs

So how is Jill at giving you a BJ, John?

Oh, she totally learned to play the clarinet at school.

Learned to play the clarinet at school by lscamander November 5, 2012

if you don't play the craft, you can't get the shaft

When a girl wants you in her bed, but she doesn't play Minecraft, tell her this.

(me) Bitch I'm tryna start a minecraft server you in or nah?
(Jessica) Make me your bitch ;)
(me) Listen Jessica, if you don't play the craft, you can't get the shaft.

if you don't play the craft, you can't get the shaft by GamingCat0179 September 9, 2019

play the male organ 

Used when people are talking about musical instruments to imply that someone gives head. Play the skin flute

Hey, if we started a band, Juan could play the male organ.

play the male organ by Hackermom November 3, 2005

Play the Objective 

Term used in video games, almost always in the first/third person shooter genres. 'Play the objective' means, in an objective-based game type, (where the winning condition will be achieving said objective instead of accumulating sufficient kills) focusing on accomplishing the objective, instead of "K/D Whoring," or focusing on having as large of a Kill/Death ratio as possible by the end of the game.

Alan: Hey man, why don't we go play some multi-flag in Halo?

Bob: That depends. Are you gonna be a K/D whore again, or play the objective?

Alan: What does that mean?

Bob: The first one means that you're playing for yourself. The second one means that you're playing for your team.

Alan: Uh...Can I do both?

Play the Objective by ForTheEvulz October 15, 2010