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The Hunger Games 

An FANTASTIC 3 part book series that includes violence, romance, brutality, cruelty, strategy, and awesomeness. There is a film adaptation coming to theaters in 2012 starring the always great Jennifer Lawrence. This series/franchise is better than Twilight in every way, shape and form, so don't even try to argue with that. It's like arguing that M. Night Shyamalan makes better movies than Christopher Nolan. You just won't win.
Twilight fan: TWi1IGHT mAkE MoVIe FIST!!1! ThE HUNgry GaMES is JUzzT coPYerzzz!!111

The Hunger Games fan: Goddammit. Another one of THESE lil' ol' dumbasses. I should just help her.

*explains what The Hunger Games is all about*

(Former) Twilight fan: Thank you sir, for that riveting plot summary. I am no longer a fan of Twilight, and I now realize why so many people say it sucks so much. I can't wait to read the entire Hunger Games series. Thank you God, for bringing me out of that dark, dark place that I was in. Thank you.

The Huntington Pee 

Jerking off in a public bathroom.
“I saw Daniel peeing earlier, but I think it was The Huntington Pee because he was making some weird noises.”
The Huntington Pee by soopp May 8, 2019

the hungarian prius 

A sex position in which you bore a hole your partner’s stomach with a hammer drill, and unleash your anal diarrhoea hellfire unto every square inch of their viscera.
Jane: My stomach is so sore from last night.

Mary: Why?

Jane: Tim put me in hogtie bondage and performed the Hungarian Prius while I wailed in pain. I'm now developing crippling internal gangrene.

Mary: Swell. Time for clitoral wax torture.

the hungry pumpkin 

Give me the bread. No I Don’t Want That hungry pumpkin
“Give me the bread. No I don’t Want that. Give me the hotdog” said the hungry pumpkin

The Hungarian Pull and Pinch 

The Hungarian Pull and Pinch is where you grab your erect penis and masturbate with one hand, while caressing or (pinching) a womans nipples
Fuck me hard sideways Dude! The Hungarian Pull and Pinch is the bomb!

the hunger games 

truly fantastic book by suzanne collins, set in the future. heroine katniss everdeen takes her sister prim's place in being chocsen by the cruel and sadistic Capital, to participate in the hunger games, a fight to the death between two teenagers from each of the 13 "districts". the last survivor is the winner, and there can only be 1 winner. she is joined by Peeta,the bakers son in her "district". Lionsgate films have bought the rights to make a movie.
Anna; what's the best book you've read this year?
Me; um, obviously the hunger games! it's futuristic, but not just for sci-fi fans, you'd love it, i'll lend it to you-
Anna;well, you were right about twilight
the hunger games by senfen278 April 5, 2009