thrashing the guitar 

To masturbate. To have a wank. To jerk off. Referring to one's penis as a guitar and giving it a "thrashing" by jerking off.

"Johnny was really thrashing the guitar last night!"
"Hey baby, how about thrashing my guitar!?"

thrashing the guitar by trappy76 rocks August 13, 2009

Ganker of the Guitar 

That douche bag at the party who picks up a guitar and annoys people by play stupid douche bag shit.

"Is that Mike playing the guitar"
"Yah he's a Ganker of the Guitar......lets get out of here"

Ganker of the Guitar by Love my guitar February 7, 2010

pass the guitar 

you talk to much!! let the others speak

me. man, calm down! pass the guitar
other. yeah we had listen you all night
him. ok, sorry

pass the guitar by da shrink December 3, 2007

tune the guitar 

Twist a females nips as if you were tightening the strings, meanwhile with your off hand you str the females vagina as if it was a guitar

I'll be over in a bit Steve my wife needs me to tune the guitar, it's sounding strange

tune the guitar by xXCMADXx December 20, 2013

Shredding the guitar 

Shredding in guitar playing means when a guitar player is showing a great amount of of technical ability in their playing which can be very diverse. For example playing beautiful slow melody done during improvisation can be called shredding. And playing 10 notes per second are also called shredding.

Look ! that guitarist is shredding the guitar

Shredding the guitar by anonymous April 27, 2024

worst song on the ugliest guitar 

something that is miserable or pathetic.

Telling your girlfriend that she has a hairy back and should wax it is like telling her that she is the worst song on the ugliest guitar.

worst song on the ugliest guitar by katie tran November 5, 2006

playing the pink guitar 

Masturbation, jacking off.

Arthur was "playing the pink guitar" when his secretary suddenly walked in his office.

playing the pink guitar by Buddha Mama December 15, 2008