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The Dirty Gorilla 

The dirty gorilla is when two "gorillas" are having intercourse with a young female, preferable of the white origon, and said female takes a nasty dump on the one gorillas penis. The gorilla then slaps the female in the face with his shit stained penis creating a shit beard.
Guy 1: Yo n-word jim, me and you totally destroyed that white bitch last night.

N-word Jim: I know I can't believe you gave her the dirty gorilla.

Guy 1: I bet that ho still has pink eye from that shit beard.

The Speedy Gorilla 

When a woman is fucking a mans face whilst reaching back to grab his dick and use it as a rudder all the while using her other hand to beat her chest and mimic the sound of a silver back gorilla.
"The party was fully sick bro...I saw ol mate Tim being abused by that MILF hard core. Im sure she was doin the Speedy Gorilla"

The Big Gorilla and Little Monkey 

This is a very famous saying that has been around for years that Vegas Matt is the “Big Gorilla” and EJ is the “Little Monkey”. Rumor on the streets are that everyone is saying it
“Has anyone seen Vegas Matt? Yea I just saw the big gorilla and little monkey playing slots” Wbg was annoying the Big Gorilla with his silly puns

Gorilla the spinna

A man does a 360 will fucking a woman from behind.
Can we try gorilla the spinna tonight Shara?

Munching the leather gorilla 

Going down on an older woman who is ridiculously hairy.
Similar to tasting the fuzzy purse or the bearded beaver.
John: Where were you last night I tried to call you?
Paul: I went down on Rebecca Anderson's mom but it just felt like munching the leather gorilla.
John: Oh yeah I hear it's like a a bearded beaver.
Paul: Nah, bearded beaver is tasty, at least it wasn't a fuzzy purse.
John: Oh man, at least it wasn't a fuzzy pudding purse.
Paul: Yeah, but it stank of asparagus.
John: That tastes chief.

gorilla in the trunk 

To have very loud subwoofers in a vehicle so that it sounds like there is an angry gorilla trying to get out of the trunk.
Eli used his Bar Mitzvah money to hook his slab up, now he has some serious gorilla in the trunk!