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scale the bass 

Human male masturbation; so called because stroking the erect penis resembles, albeit tenuously, the action of removing scales from a game fish in preparation for cooking
Dude, that stripper gave me blue balls. I'm going in the crapper to think about her and scale the bass, then calling it a night.
scale the bass by C.C. Black November 4, 2007

The bassist theory

Almost always the bassist is the hottest guy in the band.
I love Paul Simonon.

Well duh, he's the bassist.

Oh yeah, the bassist theory.
The bassist theory by Me April 1, 2005

Throw some biscuits on the bass 

Shaking your ass on the dance floor
“Forget about that guy, let’s just go throw some biscuits on the bass”

Drop The Bass Lips 

Big fat sloppable lips that have the capacity to 'drop the bass'.
WOW! KSI has Drop The Bass Lips

throwing pennies at the bass drum 

When a kid in junior high, usually the one relegated to triangle or wood block, throws pennies at the bass drum to give the sonic impression the bass drummer played off beat
He got kicked out of band again for throwing pennies at the bass drum The bass drummer said nothing but his own shit eating smile gave him away.

turn up the bass 

To turn up the volume or to increase the amount of bass in a song
Dj: Pumps out a good song at a rave
Me: turn up the bass!!!
Dj Hears and increases the bass
Me: AWW HELL YAH MAN