E tarded 

(Adv.) A state of mental confusion and severe short-term memory loss that follows in the wake of an ecstasy bender. One who is E tarded often exhibits the characteristics of being stoned. There is some debate as to whether e-tardedness is caused by ecstasy itself or by the effects of being awake, undernourished, and dehydrated for 24+ hours.

Sam: Hey Ann, you wanna call a cab?
Ann: Hm? My cellphone. What?
Sam: Jesus Ann, you're totally E tarded. Where's your cell?
Ann: Uh, what were we just talking about?

E tarded by Luciano Del Purgatorio June 21, 2006

Tated 

Tated... to back your car into a ditch while high

Guy 1: dudeeee I backed my car into a ditch while high
Guy 2: oh you mean you tated?

Tated by Tate-oh-tot September 9, 2019

uber-tarded 

Retarded to the max. Of/or being retarded alot or extremely.

n00b: where do i get gold from?

pr0: are u like uber-tarded? just go kill something.

uber-tarded by qwerty1337asdf March 20, 2008

Tatted Pipe 

a tattooed cock,penis,dick etc.

Damn girlfriend did you see the "Tatted Pipe" on that stud

Tatted Pipe by Daniel O'Brien A.K.A. OBIE January 13, 2009

tarped 

A misspelling of the word "trapped", often used in online RPG-games. This occurs when the player can't move in any direction, mostly because objects or other players are blocking his way.

A: Haha, look at that guy. He's totally cornered.
B: OMG, tarped.

tarped by Luzodar February 8, 2008

Golden Tated 

A marching band member or piece of equipment that has suffered from contact with Golden Tate

My uniform's hat was severely Golden Tated, but not as badly as the Spartan Marching Band

Golden Tated by Tate Trampled My Cymbals November 8, 2009

tarded

Someone who is so retarded, they are re-retarded. They have therefore gone back on themselves, and are just tarded.

(see Scott Dehnolm)

tarded by paco May 21, 2004