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Tijuana Takedown

The act of sitting on an open bottle of tequila and doing a hand stand. Gravity will empty the bottle into your anus, causing an alcohol-induced blindness that will send you into a furious fiesta. Ole!
Tom: Hey PJ, two words: Tijuana Takedown.
PJ: what?
Tom: let's get ass-drunk
PJ: cool, I'm down do be a drunk ass tonight
Tom: nah man, it's where you get drunk via your ass. Like a tequila handstand.
PJ: sounds dangerous.
Tom: fuck ya it is. Let's sit on some bottles!
PJ: no fiesta.
Tijuana Takedown by Teamosabe December 20, 2010
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"Taked" is the simple past form created by a student called Florian from Germany.
He taked his bike to ride to school.
He taked his mothers money to buy food.
taked by txkyc May 29, 2019
Takies make you have diarrhea and cancer
I ate takies and now I have bad diarrhea and I think I have cancer now
Takies by Boom clap November 27, 2019

Double Tubby Takedown

The act of having sex with two fat girls at the in one night or at the same time.
He slept with one fat girl then did some covert ops shit and snuck into her fat cousins room and slept with her too. Thats a double tubby takedown bro!

Takiesha 

A woman who is intelligent ,beautiful,and kind hearted.
Takiesha is slim thick and a mother figure to kids who need one,and
she has exquisite taste.
lady 1- Have you seen Takiesha today, her outfit is exquisite
lady 2- Yeah , it is ,but you see how kind she is to the kids?
Takiesha by _xfinity_ April 28, 2016

Toledo Takedown 

The act of performing cunnilingus and motor-boating at the same time. Requires a female victim of particular flexibility or whose breasts are extremely saggy.
Shepherd brought his gymnast date home a gave her a Toledo Takedown.
Toledo Takedown by ace120 April 30, 2009