t-p tongue 

A person who continually eats out ass hole and likes it.

Kent why are you such a t-p tongue?

t-p tongue by tri_nipsss October 26, 2005

T.P. Virus 

The reason all the tp is gone, also known as tp-pocalypse, rise of the tp zombies, and WWTP. Linked to overblown panic over covid 19/ coronavirus

Me:Remember back in 2020 when we freaked out about the t.p. virus?
You: yeah..... i about died.....

T.P. Virus by Frickstar March 16, 2020

T P D

When you have a two inch penis and it doesnt look like its getting any bigger.
TPD stands for Tiny Penis Disease

My friend Pete got pantsed in gym and everyone found out about his TPD. its really small

T P D by johavon May 13, 2005

T.P.N.E

The Party Never Ends

Let's buy a blunt and some beer later on? Fuck it T.P.N.E

T.P.N.E by VictorM661 January 22, 2020

T.P.T.

An unclean individual who rarely showers, is usually vulgar spoken and brash, and who lives in either a trailer or another unclean dwelling.

“Realizing she was T.P.T., Lauren quickly attempted to clean her room of condoms stuck to the rug before the landlord arrived to fix the leak”

T.P.T. by mikey0983 July 6, 2009

T.P.O.P. 

Two pounds of pussy-TPOP

Did you see Ally`s monkey in her spandex workout pants?
Yeah, you know shes got T.P.O.P.

T.P.O.P. by BigDaddy618 April 22, 2010

T.P.M. 

Acronym: Total Pike Move

To be the definition of a Douche bag...

This guy only wears Tall Tee's and Tank Tops....T.P.M.

T.P.M. by Brokellar November 1, 2010