Skip to main content

Shitskid 

noun~ A small annoying child, who is a direct product of asshole parents. Dubbed, said name, for being as persistent as those tough to get out stains.
The neighbors little shitskid, keeps fuckin' with my dog. I guess I'm going to trade the dog for a box of bees.
Shitskid by Squeakster February 17, 2009

coffee shits 

when you drink a lot of coffee on an empty stomach, and then in about an hour or so you have to shit
Yo dude, i went to dunkies this morning, had a few medium regulars, and then all throughout the day i had the coffee shits
coffee shits by MSHiggins December 18, 2008

them shits 

any group of thing just lying around
mom: boy is them yo boxers in the floor

son: yes mam

mom: u betta get ya ass in there an pick them shits up
them shits by stacks b May 10, 2008

I Don't Give Two Shits 

An expression, when said, means you really do not care about what someone is saying, or what's going on around you. Recommended to be said sarcastically.
Shithead Neighbor: Hey Tim!
You: Yeah, hi.
Shithead Neighbor: I won the lottery jackpot yesterday! 40 million dollars for me!
You: Well guess what? I don't give two shits if you win 40 million, or 40 cents. Get the fuck out of my face please.

reggie shits 

The tendency to become nervous and thus need to defecate, prior to running a race at the Reggie Lewis Track and Athletic Center in Boston, MA.
“Wow, Wyatt’s race is coming up soon and he’s not back from the bathroom yet. He must have the Reggie shits!”
reggie shits by 1000moffun December 22, 2019

aint with the shits

basically means you aren't down with something
bruh try this lean!
nah man i aint with the shits
aint with the shits by dustybelle January 21, 2017