Saddle-goose

A 19th century insult meaning Someone who is so foolish they’d consider putting a saddle on a goose which if you didn’t know, that’s a stupid and arbitrary idea.

“ A fool. Ever tried to saddle a goose? No. Which is exactly the point of this 19th-century slur: that you are as foolish as somebody who'd try something as pointless as putting a saddle on a goose.” -babbel.com

Now listen here you chuckaboo, do not hold disdane for my attractive physique. Perhaps if you groomed yourself more eloquently you would not find yourself a bachelor still. Even more so perhaps the young lady you court will return your correspondence when she tries of the surgeon or magistrate she fancies. SADDLE-GOOSE!

Saddle-goose by Djnyancatz November 9, 2020

Saddle Tramp 

In the Old West, a person who wanders from place to place on horseback.

A modern day saddle tramp is a person who wanders from place to place on a motorcycle.

Man: hey, who's that guy that just walked into the bar?

Bartender: looks like a saddle tramp, wonder where he's drifting off till next?

Saddle Tramp by White Wolfe June 26, 2018

Kentucky Saddler 

1. Riding a horse nude and bareback with a passenger. You shit, and with it smearing out from between your ass and the horses back, the passenger uses it for body paint and lube.

2. A Kentucky Saddler is a breed of horse in RDR2, in modern day it is simpley the American Saddlebred.

1. Took the Ol' Lady and Gus out for a ride and a Kentucky Saddler. It was great but the ride home chaffed my ass up fierce.

2. Thats a good lookin' horse, Kentucky Saddler? Nice.

Kentucky Saddler by sunnywampus October 21, 2020

Clit Saddle 

The gap in the middle of one's moustache that grows no hair. Thus a saddle for the clit of a woman to ride on while receiving oral sex.

Toby likes to sit on my face and ride my clit saddle.

Clit Saddle by Jax08 March 2, 2016

swadley 

Cousin love.

It’s not gay it’s swadley.

Now is not the time to be swadley. There is people around.

swadley by Swadley August 21, 2020

Saddle Rash 

Redness and irritation that occurs between your legs. Most often happens after walking around in hot, sweaty denim jeans for several hours. Applies to both males and females.

Adriana: How was your trip to Disney World yesterday?

Carlos: It was great except for a bad case of Saddle Rash I developed. It was real harsh towards the end.

Saddle Rash by MoonCricket February 7, 2005

saddle boating 

The placement of one's face, specifically the mouth, into the area between a woman's buttocks, followed by a rapid shaking of the face in a side-to-side motion accompanied by expelling a large amount of air. The resulting sound that is created sounds similar to an outboard boat motor.

Frank, looking for a change, and because his chick has a sweet badonkadonk, engaged in saddle boating much to his girlfriend's delight.

saddle boating by aretegroup July 29, 2015