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a squared plus b squared equals c squared 

Pythagorean Theorem:
A formula used to find the length of one side of a right triangle when given the lengths of the other two (c squared is the hypotenuse/longest side of the triangle).
Teacher: Does anyone know how we can find the length of the hypotenuse?
Alec Smart (Student): A squared plus b squared equals c squared!
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E squared 

when somebody has everything except (EE) sex i.e blow job, fingering, eatten out
James: melissa how was your night?
Melissa: well he fingered me, ate me out, and i gave him a blow job
James: oh so you had an E squared?
Melissa: What the F?

piece of cake squared 

When obtaining a cake is very easy
“Was the bakery busy?”
“No, it was a piece of cake squared.”
piece of cake squared by cake guy October 22, 2010

BS squared 

Bobo: Fuck yourself. Just kidding...Kidding about being kidding, that is. BS squared.
BS squared by HumaneAnimal December 9, 2017

de-squared 

when someone pulls for the first time
“I was de-squared by hayden
de-squared by cheekylittlerat101 February 23, 2019

Jesse Squared 

Jesse and Jessie got married forever, forever, forever!!!
Jesse Squared got married on December 25, 2029.
To leave someone on open/read on Snapchat. To Square is to leave someone on open/read on Snapchat.
Person 1: Did he respond to that picture you sent?
Person 2: No. He squared me!
Squared by daniyell250 February 3, 2020