Moe Szyslak special

The Moe Szyslak special is when you are eating with someone you do not like and then from out of nowhere you give them the old fork in the eye.

The Moe Szyslak special: "Just invite him over for dinner. Turn him from an enemy into a friend. Then when he’s least expecting, BANG, the old fork in the eye" - Moe Szyslak

Moe Szyslak special by Da Shredder April 23, 2007

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IHOP Special

When a girls ass is so flat, it resembles IHOP pancakes.

"When are you gonna brangdangdang the IHOP special goyim?!"

IHOP Special by BasedMased April 16, 2013

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bully special

Bully special is a type of cocktail that became a favourite of UK gamblers in the late 90's to either celebrate winning - or drown sorrows when losing. It consists of 3 parts scotch, 3 parts Absynth, 2 parts pineapple juice and 1 part rum. It is quite vile in taste, expensive and very bad for the consumers health. They are sometimes served lit on fire for dramatic affect.

Ian went to the bar and asked Dave what he fancied, Dave said come on then, get me a Bully Special. They both ended up in the local jail later that night!

bully special by GamblersRamblers January 15, 2014

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mechanic's special

A vehicle listed as a "mechanic's special" on craigslist appears to be, at first glance, a remarkable deal. A mechanic's special is usually a vehicle listed far below its blue book value, with a few minor issues outlined that any competent backyard mechanic can easily diagnose and fix. This problems are usually referred to only in the vaguest of terms, such as a "clunking sound coming from the transmission" or "hissing sound from the radiator."

Of course, these problems turn out to be much more severe - such as a blown headgasket, thrashed transmission, detonated cylinder, and the like. The odometer reading is often conspicuously absent from the reading. The owner will often feign ignorance about vehicles in hopes of getting rid of it at a good price, but actually are often competent car people themselves.

The only valid use for a mechanic's special is as a parts vehicle, and only then once the owner has been talked down to a reasonable price.

1992 Chevrolet 1500 4x4 $900 OBO - Mechanic's Special!

'92 Chevy half ton, 4x4, 4" suspension lift. Great truck, 4x4 stopped working about a week ago, slight ticking sound coming from the engine. Should be an easy fix. Call @ 555 - 5555

mechanic's special by freyyr March 26, 2011