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socialerific 

Very sarcastic remark about being social at all times.
Brad is so socialerific, when he plays video games, that no one can be as social as him...
socialerific by johnston1313 January 18, 2010

socialvert 

Anyone, young or old, sho uses their hand held mobile device to hide from others or avoid otherwise meaningful contact with those around them.
My son is a total socialvert. He can’t stay off his phone and pay attention to his brothers baseball game.

Socialise 

So thing that's tricky too do
I can't socialise
Can you??!?
Socialise by Lol its true November 9, 2019

scien-socialite 

(Pro-noun) An individual that utilizes fun facts to lighten social situations, particularly awkward encounters such as loaded comments or first impressions.

Merging science with the behavior and tactics of a socialite.
Example of use in conversation:

A: "I'm nervous about having a baby."
B: "Did you know that female sea turtles mate with 7 turtles, store their seed, and choose which to release to fertilize their eggs?"
A: "Wow you are a true scien-socialite!"
scien-socialite by Kathy1985 January 13, 2014

Unpaid Socialite 

1920's slang for whore, skank, prostitute etc
Aye buddy don't go over there, she's an unpaid socialite

Socialize the dog 

1.Using your untrained dog as an excuse to meet women

2.Taking your untrained dog to a park as a means to meet underage girls
Mike: Did you hear? SLaDe was arrested when he tried to socialize the dog!

John: Oh man, I had no idea he was such a sick bastard.
Socialize the dog by teach187 January 11, 2008