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southington 

Centrally located Connecticut town where the majority of kids go to skewl for no other reason than bc they have to. Bc of this reason they choose to get as fucked up as possible before attending(getting really high, piss-ass drunk, etc) Other students attend only to sell drugs also(providing the addicts fix while @ skewl). Southington has everything... drugs...sluts...wiggers...and mother fuckin John Sample.(is he true or just urban myth? you figure it out) It's also been discovered that this town is more picky about their quality of drugs than any other city/town that I've lived in. We also smoke more blunts of fluffy dank nuggets than anyone.
Richest poor kids live in this town and become drug addicts off mommy and daddy's money. Come join us! Won't you?
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Southington 

Southington, where your kid learns how many grams are in an ounce =P
we actually have 3 mcdonalds... 1 on west street
Southington by jgrmeister December 12, 2003

snaughing 

When you laugh so much you accidentally snort
"I was laughing so much, I started snaughing! "
"Oh my God, Laura just snaughed! "
snaughing by SamanthaTheWise June 4, 2013
The act of sniffing a seat or place where a female has been sat to gain arousal
Hey bro what you been doing today? Well I saw the girls hockey team had been sat on the picnic benches so I've been snodging all afternoon
Snodging by Pieman3030 January 8, 2019

Snouting the Rose 

Stimulating your partner’s anus using your nose. Rubbing and punching around the sphincter. Known for its intoxicating aromas.
He was snouting the rose last night. This big schnoze felt great teasing the rim. I just took a shit but he didn’t care.

beaver snouting 

similar to teabagging but the woman is on top, favored by sororities.
Jennie (or Roger) passed out.
Sarah shouted, "Get the camera; Beaver snouting!"
Sarah lifted her dress, she was commando...
beaver snouting by funify trio April 26, 2009

Southington 

Drugs*R*Us ... Drug town 101 ...
Everyone is this town either smokes pot, drinks, or does another type of drug ... *or a combination of them* ...
Southington by ouy kcuf December 14, 2003