A term used to define how anyone feels after a great night out. Brought on by too much alcohol, crazy mad dancing, not enough food and a very, very late night. The person will feel nauseous, have very dry,
bloodshot eyes and only really be able to crawl for the first 2 hours. Walking gradually builds from Chimp, through
Neanderthal to upright over 4-5 hours.
To remedy, complete the following:
Make a strong cup of tea, large
Bacon sandwich, drink lots of water, take 2 paracetamol every 4 hours for the entire day and always return to bed when possible.