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Sharknado bomb 

This is when you fart so aggressively that the fart ends up ripping your pants clean, burning you and others eyes around you and are left with a sore ass for 2 days.
*sharknado bomb*
Dude what was that?!
Sorry i just did a fart and spit my pants!!
Nah you just did a sharknado bomb mate my eyes are burning!!!!
Sharknado bomb by FatboySlimJesus February 19, 2017

The Sharknado

Taking toy sharks, shoving them in your girl's pussy and fucking her in a circular motion.
Did you hear Mo screaming from the Sharknado yesterday?
The Sharknado by anuslasgna April 10, 2015

jump the sharknado

A term to describe a moment when something that was so bad it's good has reached a point where it is now just bad.
Watch this movie jump the sharknado as soon as they start trying to shove comic relief characters in our faces.

Sucker Punch jumped the sharknado right around the point that samurai statues attack from out of nowhere for no reason.
jump the sharknado by Meriog February 13, 2014
An explosive unintended defecation that occurs when one relaxes the anal sphincter to fart, with a twist.
After my fifth bean burrito, and three cups of coffee, my bunghole released an EF5 Shartnado that leveled my pants.
Shartnado by ScooterDnSC July 8, 2014
A defense mechanism, not unlike a squid releasing ink, wherein the cornered prey releases a flurry of flatulence and feces in a panicked attempt to distract, confuse, and evade an unrelenting predatory attack.
Wow, Spicy’s press conference is fubared, and they’ve already used up the alternative fact defense, so what’s he gonna do?
Only one card left to play man… the Shartnado. Stand back.
shartnado by Mr. Surly February 6, 2017

Sharkando 

he is the strongest being on the universe he also have a giant dick
omg sharkando is so big