Jacob Sartorious 

A type of trash that attracts ten year old girls all over the Internet. Jacob wears an acorn or some shit in his pants to look like he has a dick. He is widely known as the 'Fuckboy master'. Other names for him include the following;

Jacob Sclitorous,
Jacob Saggytits,
And Jacob Stegosaurus.

Person 1: "Oh my god dude! 'Hoodie' by a piece of trash is my fav song!"
Person 2: "Wow! A piece of trash produced by a piece of trash!"
Person 3: "Guys don't you mean jacob sartorious??"

Jacob Sartorious by troyelove May 17, 2016

Sartorians

A massive army of people who follow in the footsteps of Jacob Sartorius. They tackle the haters and they stick together through thick and thin, they have each other’s back. Jacob Sartorius has their full attention.

Omg sartorians are sooooooo in love with js!!

Sartorians by Sassy.js July 29, 2018

Sartor 

Sartor leader of the Sartorians... commonly known as Sartorias Aurellias. He raised his men from the evil clutches of the Macedonians and conqured the whole of the world. He fought many battles and killed many men. He lost many men but conqured the world. He worshipped Luigi, often sacrificed cakes full of grease and fat to satisfy Luigi and his big bush! Sartorias Aurellias made his younger brother Steven prince and his wife Bagusha queen!

If only i was like Sartorias Aurellias

Sartor by hegaboy December 1, 2010

Jacob Sartorius/Saggytits 

The queen of all f*** boys. He's one of those guys that little girls love for no reason. You'd think he'd be at least cute but he's uglier then the devil's Butt

"Your Thot cousin is such a Jacob Sartorius/Saggytits"

Jacob Sartorius/Saggytits by Someone Yue June 7, 2016

Satorist

One whose spiritual traditions are based upon the Sator Square.

The Satorists discern multitudinous ancient cosmologies within their most holy symbol.

Satorist by MinistryOfDEW November 8, 2019

Satori 

A Transendental Bliss caused from meditation, lucid dreaming, entheogen expirimentation or alternative visual stimulation

38% Tibet 42% Pyschoactives 20% Dante

I had the overwhelming sensation of achieving Satori throughout my trip last night.

It might take you awhile to achieve full Satori, in your everyday life.

Satori by FungusUpon A Time... December 17, 2004

Jacob Sartorious 

A pasty white 13 year old boy who gets 8 year old girls' pussies wet

9 year old girl: Jacob Sartorious is so hot I wanna lick his barely there abs

Jacob Sartorious by bitch-where June 12, 2016