Sarasota sasquatch 

When an overly hairy women's vagina is placed on ones chin to give the appearance that one is in a ZZTop cover band.

After running a mile in 90 degree weather, she gave me a sarasota Sasquatch!

Sarasota sasquatch by Paper cut my taint March 17, 2012

sarasota fl 

the most bullshit, boring place to grow up....EVER. where every teenager is high off something and everyone has insecure parents. where old people come to die and fuck with all the young teenageers just trying to get by. where the police have nothing better to do but to search around looking for trouble so they can say they did something today.

all in all sarasota is a big heap of sandy balls

sarasota fl sucks ass man...

sarasota fl by nips in my salad March 8, 2011

Sarasota Briar Patch 

An old woman's thicket of pubic hairs.

I don't mind a little old tang now and then, but I can do without the Sarasota Briar Patch.

Sarasota Briar Patch by Eaton Holgoode June 3, 2016

Sarasota Scullers 

The best crew team on the water this side of the Mason-Dixon line.

Their women team is their claim to fame, while their men are known around the country for being downright awful.

Fan 1: Wow that Sarasota Scullers team sure is great!
Fan 2: Well, you're half right...

Sarasota Scullers by Rick Fletcher April 13, 2010

sarasota pumpkin 

the act of taking a male penis and carving a face into it to resemble a Halloween pumpkin. Some extremist have even carved the inside.

Sean tried to impress the ladies by whipping out his 4 inch dick with a sarasota pumpkin on it

sarasota pumpkin by Ervin DaNIG June 29, 2008

Sarasota'd 

When you go to a young peoples group and they act friendly and passive aggressive about you being in their presence. You have never met them, but they disliked you before that. So they talk gossip behind your back for no reason at all, then they ignore you. You really wanted to meet young people your age but they shut you down for being slightly different and more comfortable and friendly then them. So they gossip and spread lies and rumors and then blame you for being crazy and mean.

Ron: I went the young peoples group yesterday
Jess: the one that is full of bratty stuck up and clique turd brains?
Ron: yes. I was outgoing and optomistic but they shut me down anyways
Jess: damn dude, you got Sarasota'd

Sarasota'd by TheSarasotaKid August 5, 2016

sarasota square 

a place where the bored pre teenagers go to scream when they see thier friends, and where teenagers go to leave and smoke. and where wierd people go to buy hollister

girl1-lets go to sarasota square, then have jhuey pick us up and go to skys for dat partay
gurl2-aight native,think that sk4nk will drop dome?
gurl-pr0bz

sarasota square by iofeoiefj August 22, 2008