sandman 

A person, male or female, who temporarily enters a state of sand usually due to inebriation, or a person who is in a permanent state of sand due to their mental disposition.

Warby you are a sandman.
Oh look, there is sandman.
Ste, you're a complete and utter sandman.
Mr sandman.

sandman by nichall May 21, 2008

sandman 

Someone who's trying to make a funny name on Instagram but realizes it's not funny so they put ben_dover instead.

Only fucking retards call themselves sandman.

"Why I can't find sandman's Instagram?"

"I think he realized"

"Well ben_dover is ok I guess"

sandman by Gringo69420 November 19, 2019

Sandman 

The act of masterbating into a cup, and pouring it on one's eyes while they are sleeping or unconscious causing the eyelashes to stick together like cement; may transmit sexual diseases.

"Dude, I just performed a sandman on Gretchen's face. She's not going to be able to open her eyes for a week!"

Sandman by ZzImPacTzZ October 27, 2008

Sandman 

Sandman

A mythical creature, about 6'2 in height with long grey hair and whiskers. Resembles an ugly yeti or sasquatch.
The Sandman lives in the sand dunes near Blackpool. He preys upon males who live and work in the local area, and uses cider to lure them back to his seaweed lair for a strum on his 'guitar'. If the cider trap is unsuccessful The Sandman will just suck off or bum the unsuspecting young men on the sand dunes then slope off on his merry way!

Sandman:- Hello young man, would you like to come back to the seaweed lair to drink cider and play on my twanger?

Young Man:- No thanks, Sandman, i am just walking my dog in the Sand Dunes.

Sandman:- Ok young man, that is not a problem, i will just bum you here. It is dark, secluded and nobody else is around!

Sandman by Sprogglebump December 13, 2010

Sandman 

When you cum on a sleeping persons eyelids, so when they wake up the semin has crusted over.

Last night she fell asleep during sexy so I gave her a sandman and left.

Sandman by Hemphoodlum April 23, 2018

Sandman 

The act of suffocation through the muzzling of a pillow until the victim falls unconscious or dead.

Woman 1: Did you hear what happened recently.
Woman 2: I don't follow the news.
Woman 1: Some stupid bitch killed her child with the Sandman.

Sandman by DarkShiiiiieeeet June 14, 2018

Sandman 

a man who will sand you car, door, hook, hand, or a man.

Sandman, man me a sand, make me the cutiest car door hook hand.

Sandman by anonymous March 13, 2021