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whatever squared  

An explanation or a term used to show you really don't give a shit. Usually said like whatever, whatever. Often said in an emotionless tone of voice for added effect.
Hey John the boss said we have to get these memo's done before we can go home.

whatever, whatever. That right there is some straight up whatever squared .

m squared 

To completely screw something up;
To destroy or masacre;
To make something that would be otherwise good, absolutely unbearable;
To completely 'fuck up' something;

Can be synonymus with: annihilate, decimate, murder, slaughhter, butcher, ruin, wreck, oblitherate, etc.
"Dude, they totally m squared that play."

"Man, did you see that chick's face - it looked so m squared."
m squared by disgruntled punter August 10, 2009

p squared (P^2) 

(noun)
abbreviation for:
1) POWER OF THE PUMPUM

2) POWER OF THE PUSSY

When a lady tries to seduce a man for her personal gain.
She would offer vice, or even sex so that a man would put forth effort or finances.

Most of the times, the men involved are unaware of the female's intent, so most men fall prey
examples of p squared (P^2)

1) Alice pretends to like her classmate Bob, and shows interest giving him the impression that he could get vice, or sex. in return she expects help with school work or have him do her school work for her.

2) Shaniqa has sex with Paul so he could purchase a house and car for her

3) a girl would give a fella d slight touch, to get him to buy lunch for her.
p squared (P^2) by TRUTH-MAN-LOL November 13, 2011

bush squared 

You take one cooch and another cooch and you rub them together, what is there not to get?
Mike couldn't convince Lauren to go for the bush squared, but it was a valiant effort.
bush squared by 2girls1cup December 8, 2007

Fuck-All Squared 

Phrase meaning "absolutely nothing." Same as Square Root of Fuck-All
"How's the job search going? Found anything?" "Only fuck-all squared so far."
Fuck-All Squared by Alexandra July 28, 2004

Meredith Squared

Meredith Squared is the name of a cult consisting of only two women named Meredith. The reason for the cult being so small is because of the requirement to have an overwhelming obsession with what some people might describe as "disgusting bodily functions." In other words, feces, and other things of that nature. Other practices of this cult include being very promiscuous in their personal lives, and comparing breast firmness with other women. While these two women think that they run the town, they are actually the laughing stock of the world, and most people hate these self-proclaimed "douche bitches." To make matters worse for this dynamic duo, one of the Merediths is a ginger, while the other one is just a tall awkward freak. You would recognize Meredith Squared on the street if you saw them. Just look for two sexy girls (one a ginger) that look like twins, even though they have a staggering height difference. If you are ever to encounter Meredith Squared, please, for the love of God, run the other way. Do NOT look into their eyes or else you will not be able to resist their trap of seduction. Other things you should know about Meredith Squared is that they are always pretending to be famous celebrities even though they look nothing like them, they love LOLcats, and that they love to seduce people on chatroulette. The tall one has a ghetto booty, and the ginger has very nice breasts. They are both white females.
Guy1: "damn, those chicks are sexy as hell! look at dat ass!"
Guy2: "SHIT DAWG, i think that's Meredith Squared!"

Guy1: "who?"

Guy2: "these kinky bitches that are obsessed with shit! ....they are weird dawg...stay away. seriously"

Guy1: "i dont know what you are talkin about.......im goin over to tap that"

Guy2: "smh"

Meredith Squared: "oh hey there, do you want to be our teddy bear??"

Guy1: "huh?"