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Stands for "small penis, incel, fragile ego." A word for a person, most often a woman, with no originality whatsoever who has resorted to one or more of these overused insults. If you're here, chances are you used one in an argument and were appropriately labeled a spife.
"Seems like someone's insecure about his small penis."
"Ok, spife."
Spife by FemSlayer3000 June 16, 2020
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Spiffed Up 

The act of being dressed up in a suit and tie, for an occasion or for no reason at all.
Matt: I feel like getting spiffed up and going to a nice club tonight. These dive bars are getting old.
Jack: Calm down

lookin spiffy 

When someone's clothes look very nice; the person looks handsome/pretty/beautiful; a person is well-dressed; its a compliment

Applies to men and women when wearing semi-formal clothing i.e. collared shirt, tie, dress pants and shoes for guys or heels, skirt, and blouse for girls
*A girl is walking buy wearing nice shoes, a black skirt, and a blouse, possibly for a formal event*
Boy:Hey, you're lookin spiffy!
Girl: Thanks!
*Boy and Girl continue walking in opposite directions*
(adj) used to describe something as unique or amusing. Similar usage to cool.
UrbanDictionary is spiffy
spiffy by Angela October 20, 2001
A combonation of a spoon and a knife. Kinda like a Spork but different. Invented by the teletubies so that they can take over the white house someday.
Cut that out or I'll Spife you!
Spifes are hand to eat with. (They're not...)
Spife by DS inc. February 19, 2011

spiffits 

the tiny thc crystals which stick to the inside of common sandwich bags.
Dude, don't crush my bud so much in the sack. Ill have a buncha spiffits and no big buds ya dickwad!
spiffits by splorky2001 June 20, 2004