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When a male/female is stroking a males private parts with rings on their fingers. The poor man ends up getting a bloody cock.
"That porchmonkey gave me a ringjob on her stoop."
"Billy got a ringjob from his father, Mr. T."

Brandon:" OH MY GOD STOP!!!!!!!! STOP!!!!"
Heather:" What's wrong Brandon?"
Brandon:" Why the fuck do you have rings on, when your giving me a handjob?"
Heather: "Hahahaha your silly im not giving you a handjob, im giving you a ringjob."
Brandon: "Oh ok, keep going."
RingJob by Fart Poop December 16, 2006

ring ding dong 

the best line ever in the song called ring ding dong by shinee

shinee are kings
LEGENDS
HANDSOME MEN

even Obama loves them

obama loves minho
*someone rings the doorbell*
“RING DING DONG
ring ding dong by sweetangel April 22, 2018
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Ring girls

Ring girls are the hot and sexy women that are around the ring, octagon, or mat during a combat sports event, usually boxing, MMA, or wrestling.

They capture the attention of the men that watch the event, either in the arena or when they’re watching at home. Ring girls often distract the men who are actually fighting in the ring as well and a lot of times they may even be motivation for those men to fight harder.

For many men, ring girls are one of the main reasons that they watch MMA or boxing.
I haven’t been paying attention to the fight. I’ve been too distracted by the beautiful ring girls.
Ring girls by Bare Knuckle Combat October 13, 2019

ring swell 

When a girl puts on weight immediately after getting engaged.
Guy 1: Yo, what's with Sheila? She's packin on the pounds.

Guy 2: She's off the market and got that ring swell going on.

Slingin' ring 

The act of using anal sex for financial gain.
After going bankrupt I resorted to slingin' ring to get back on my feet.
Slingin' ring by OlivanderTeatfeat December 14, 2016

Gravy Ring 

Northern Ireland term for a ring shaped donut.

Ask any kid in Belfast. A Donut's got jam in it.
A Gravy Ring has a hole in the middle.
Gravy Ring by Jimbo Juggins October 18, 2006

ringlabening

Mounting a girl's back while she is in a standing bent-over position. Then, forcibly make her do calf raises while she wears only her panties.
Jeff- "Hey man, where is Daniel?"

Matt- "Oh, he said he would be here a little later... His girl's calves were looking a little flabby, so he's ringlabening the shit out of her for about a half hour."

Jeff- " Remember when Chelsea had flabby calves?"

Matt- " Yea bro, You turned her life around! Now everybody is trying to fuck her!"
ringlabening by Grades McDades December 10, 2013