The Reddings
The Reddings by Asidbath February 2, 2007
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Summer Reading
Summer reading is when your teachers at your school assign a shitty book to read, that will last the whole summer. And half the kids ever bother to read, because they are bussy getting drunk or jacking off, except the nerdy kids. And by time the kids get back to school, there is always a essay or test about the book. And the honors classes had it worst! They must complete a whole project! (I can't!).
Teacher: your summer reading assignment is to read every single page of Paper Towns.
Student: *reads one chapter* this book is butt ass!
(New semester)
Teacher: pop test on the book you should have read. Will cout as 50% as your final grade.
Student: *reads one chapter* this book is butt ass!
(New semester)
Teacher: pop test on the book you should have read. Will cout as 50% as your final grade.
Summer Reading by Aihc August 30, 2013
summer reading
The prickiest thing teachers could come up with, usually blown off until the last minute because kids shouldnt be forced to read.
We give you this summer reading to make you smarter.
Fuck that! I'll learn in school, and save summer for NOT learning.
Fuck that! I'll learn in school, and save summer for NOT learning.
summer reading by Shawarma123456765432 October 11, 2008
Shane Reiding
The very real theory of asking every fat, ugly, fugly or over weight girl/guy in a night club for their number, receiving it and making them feel good with every intention of never calling.
Shane Reiding by Andydizzo September 28, 2011
Speed rodding
First man: "Hey, how did it go with that girl last night, is she a stayer?"
Second man: "Naaaah... only managed to squeeze in some brief speed rodding and then she got away."
Presenter: "...and your specialist subject?"
Contenstant: "Speed rodding."
Second man: "Naaaah... only managed to squeeze in some brief speed rodding and then she got away."
Presenter: "...and your specialist subject?"
Contenstant: "Speed rodding."
Speed rodding by RhythmJunky May 24, 2010