Principal Syndrome 

A situation in a person, in the act of harm preventing, will side with bad people and force good people to back down or be punished to prevent harm or get rid of conflict. It comes from the idea of a school principal, who is practicing harm prevention, and so can only make rules, shame or appease. Shame and rules do not work on the bully but work on the good kids and since it takes two to fight, he gets the good kid to back down there by ending the fight and stopping harm.

The result is good people are punished and bad people are rewarded.

Jake suffers from principal syndrome when he wants normal people to surrender their guns instead of going after the criminals who use guns unlawfully.

Principal Syndrome by cb750 July 15, 2023

Principal Skinner 

A smooth, yellow, sexless freak with a tiny cock.

"Dude... I want to fuck Principal Skinner from The Simpsons..."
"Are you ok? Psychologically?"

Principal Skinner by sillystringpony January 15, 2024

Principal’d 

Getting dismembered like what happened to The Principal in the Melanie Martinez movie K-12.

Me and my cousin playing Roblox Jujutsu Shenanigans
Me: *uses ultimate mode then uses Malevolent Shrine then uses Dismantle*
My cousin: oof
Me: You got Principal’d bruh

Principal’d by Nion_YT July 18, 2024

PC Principal

The new principal of South Park Elementary who is in his 20s, believes that Caitlyn Jenner is the most courageous person alive, that all immigrants here are not illegal immigrants but undocumented immigrants. His views and youth make him likely to beat up a student for calling something the wrong thing as he is part of the fraternity PCA and is politically correct.

His main opponent in South Park is Mr. Garrison who quit his job as teacher to run for presidency.

PC Principal: Did you refer to a Canadian student as a canuck?
Mr. Garrison: I did, sorry not sorry, tellin it as it is.

PC Principal by snoop do double g January 25, 2016

Assistant Principal 

Always assuming that people do things, despite lack of credible evidence to support it. They also have a real talent in sticking their noses where they aren't necessary, usually to provoke problems that weren't there before.

The Assistant Principal is inept at proving his point.
The Assistant Principal's job is to try to find something to suspend you for
The Assistant Principal's sole purpose is to administrate whereas the Principal's sole purpose is to represent

Assistant Principal by anna bn April 9, 2009

vice principal 

A dickhead who thinks he's the fucking principal.

Sit down, steve, i want to talk to you...i am the vice principal

vice principal by tittitttties October 14, 2008

vice principal 

the guy who abuses you and makes you sit in his office and hates you down to your soul. He also wants to overthrow the principal in charge and make your life a living hell.

The vice principal beat billy with a paddle today.

vice principal by 1800-ihatemyviceprincipal July 28, 2006