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A God’s Plenty

The G-rated version of a “fuck-ton.”
I don’t need anymore; I’ve already had a God’s Plenty.
A God’s Plenty by AJ02 June 27, 2021

A 'Plenty' Poo 

When you go for a poo, but you only need to wipe once.
named after the advert by 'plenty' kitchen towel, as the catchphrase is: 'One sheet does plenty'.
Guy 1: Maaaan, it only took me like 1 minute to do that turd, only had to wipe once!
Guy 2. Mate, must of been A 'Plenty' Poo.
A 'Plenty' Poo by 65IOU4 November 19, 2011

parsnips a-plenty 

An old Homestar Runner cartoon in which Strong Bad attempts to foil Homestar's plans to make parsnip soup. Strong Bad challenges Homestar to a duel. After the missing scene, Homestar is the victor. Then Homestar does a dance. At the end, Homestar tries the soup, spits it out at Fat Dudley, and refuses to give any to Sicklipan.
Homestar: Let's make soup.
Marzipan: What Type?
Fat Dudley: babababa-baba-baba-baba
Homestar: Parsnips soup it is.
Marzipan: Let's make soup.
Strong Bad: Parsnip soup eh? We'll make parsnip pie!
Strong Man: RRRRRAAAAAAAAAARRRR.
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twigs-a-plenty!

An exclamation uttered by a beaver upon discovering the bounty of precious and essential woody debris so necessary for constructing dams and lodges.
Look at that Benny...twigs-a-plenty! We'll get that darn dam built before the first spring run-off!
twigs-a-plenty! by Michael Ely January 27, 2004

One sheet does plenty

The art of jacking it onto a desk, so there is easy cleanup afterwards. Saves the need for a cleanup crew.
I thought I had run low on jonnies. But truns out one sheet does plenty.

Good N Plenty 

If you could describe your manhood with a candy, it should be good 'n plenty.
Good N Plenty by Dick Jones April 14, 2004