perfume 

A gift which is commonly given to a recent girlfriend to show that the man is sensitive. However, this does tend to fail especially when one uses this method to gain chances to score with the subject or the subject's mother.

Mark: Hey, Akhim told me Kathy hasn't talked to him since he dropped off that perfume at her house.
Joe: Well Mark, now you got a reason to tell Akhim why you've been sleeping with her for the past months
Mark: cuz I'm an leet sauce!

perfume by Arthur Lewis Vandelay December 5, 2004

candy perfume girl 

A loose woman, more accurately, a prostitute. Comes from the fact that they wear cheap sweet perfume.

I'm so lonely I might call me a candy perfume girl tonight.

candy perfume girl by Raylit September 15, 2009

Perfume Penis

The object on the inside of the perfume lid used to apply the perfume. Also known as the perfume wand.

You: What is this thing on the perfume lid?
Your friend: Oh! That's the perfume penis.
You: I thought it was called the perfume wand?
Your friend: No. I think perfume penis makes more sense...
You: Yea. It does.

Perfume Penis by Steve the Alligator April 21, 2011

perfume commercials 

Perfume commercials (n): two or more naked people smelling or rubbing up against each other

Gertrude: Gagtrona, omg I was watching TV and a purfume commercial came on and my mom thought I was watching porn.
Gagtrona: omg. That's ga-ross Gertrude. GA-ROSSSSSSS
Gertrude: Ya, right. When I told her it was just a perfume commercial she was like "A WHAT WHATTTT. NOT EVEN. NUR EBER. THATS DOWN RIGHT URGGGH.
Gagtrona: GA-ROSSSS MAN GA-ROSSS. LIKE WHAT ARE PERFUME COMMERCIALS. THEY NEED TO BE STOPPED.
Random hobo out of a trashcan: YASSSSS PREACH GIRL YASSS.

perfume commercials by ayeospagettio December 11, 2014

Perfume on a pig's ass

An attempt to mask a foul smell instead of actually dealing with the source of it, usually making it worse in the process. Most often referring to someone who tries using extra deodorant instead of actually showering on a regular basis.

Guy 1: Dude, you really need to shower before going out today.
Guy 2: Nah, we're in a hurry, I'll just put on some more deodorant.
Guy 1: You haven't showered in days. That'd just be perfume on a pig's ass. Get in the damn shower!

Perfume on a pig's ass by Vinderex January 7, 2018

hillbilly perfume

Scented room spray used as personal perfume.

I sprayed myself with Hillbilly perfume before my job interview.

hillbilly perfume by lolo1 April 26, 2009

@lia.perfumee 

A seggsy tiktok fan page that loves her fans:)

@lia.perfumee uses a lot of chuu fancams ☝️🤨

@lia.perfumee by Unniejisooooo December 22, 2020