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pitching woo 

To flirt. To mac. To exhibit your game. To woo a hottie.
Can be spelled pitchin woo as well.
I was pitching woo at some fly girls down at Embers, but they were all a bunch of carpet munchers.
pitching woo by Noir October 20, 2006

pitching wedge 

a girl who looks good from 100 yards and out.
Did you see her body?
Yeah it was hot but too bad she was a pitching wedge, her face was busted.
pitching wedge by HEY BLINKIN October 12, 2004

Porn-Pathing 

When you know how to get from one porn video to another based on the related tab.
"Yo homie, whom I apparently watch pornography with. What's the Porn-pathing for that one video with the step mom and sister fucking the dude on independence day?"-probably some guy named Chad

"Just start with Step Cousins BFF "It was just a Kiss, it"s not like you were sucking his Dick" S17: Ep. 2 then go to "I just Wanted my Step Brother to Manhandle Me" Busty Step Sis Jewelz Blu then FamilyStrokes - Nerdy Step-Bro Fucked me for Homework"- probably some guy named Dave or maybe Sam idk

"Thanks dude"-maybe Chad
Porn-Pathing by HeroHalfWolf January 20, 2021

pitching machine

A chick who can shoot ping pong balls out of her pussy
Artie- I got a chick called 'The Pitching Machine'. You'll never in a million years guess why shes called that

John- She shoots ping pong balls out of her snatch?
pitching machine by Gits Colacitti December 14, 2008

pitching a tent 

When you get an Erection in a public place it looks kind of like a Tipi.
Sitting at the Pool I began pitching a tent watching all the hot ass.