parked a tiger 

The post tense of having parked ones stomach contents somewhere. The term is most appropriate for sudden involuntary regurgitation where the parking site is particularly unfortunate, and causes distress for all concerned.

I'm never taking a drunk scrubber home again; the last one parked a tiger in my bed!

parked a tiger by Aaaardvark November 26, 2006

parked in 

The state of being unable to enter your vehicle because some dickhead parked too close to the door. The solution to this is usually to have to enter the other side of the vehicle and climb through, although if you're parked in on both sides, you are hosed.

I got parked in by some dickhead in a mini the other day. I smashed all the windows and tipped the damn thing over.

parked in by Trinadtsat Tomitsu December 28, 2007

packed up 

beaten into a ball

Pat: Damn man did u see that fight?
Juan: Yeah man u did get yo a$$ packed up!

packed up by Myfakepackedup November 9, 2011

badly packed taco 

Simile to describe the appearance of a female's genitalia, an unfortunate lady's horribly deformed fadge.

"Charles my dear boy, why on earth did you break up with that delightful Diana?"
"Well ma'ma, she was delightful in all respects other than down there, I am telling you it was like going down on a badly packed taco!"
"Indeed, one hears similar rumours of Princess Grace of Monaco, its a real growler I've heard, the staff at the palace commented it could rip your fucking arm off!"

'The Queen and I', The unofficial biography of HRH Elizabeth II, by Andy McNab

badly packed taco by Peter Cunningham May 19, 2008

Packed In

When you are able bodied but mentally unwilling and/or tired to leave your dwelling.

Friend #1; Hey bro, want to hit the pub?
Friend #2; Packed in, bro.
Friend #1; Damn.

Packed In by GeorgeLaz January 17, 2019

ill-packed kebab

A slang term for a vagina

John poked an ill-packed kebab last night

ill-packed kebab by Larrson February 21, 2011

Tits-Packed

When you're standing in line for a drink at a bar that's so crowded you unintentionally cop feels of people's tits that are passing by.

Bro, I'm in line and this place is tits-packed, but there's mad talent here bro.

Tits-Packed by Spiraldown May 28, 2016