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Spousal Contact-Capacity Overload 

That point in time when any additional spousal exposure is no longer endearing; becoming progressively more annoying, irritating and even infuriating depending on how divergent the personalities have evolved.
Funny, they both have similar objectives. He's tryin' to help people using logic, reason and the application of proven methodology and she's facilitating a social well-being platform based on metaphysics, spirituality and faith claims. I wonder how long it will take for 'em to reach Spousal Contact-Capacity Overload?

Porn Overload 

When you have so much amazing porn at your disposal, that you don't know what to finish to.
Dude, sorry to call you, but I need help deciding which video to finish to. One has two drunk chicks on webcam, another one has this skinny elf chick and Santa thing going on...

WHOA. BRO. Are you seriously jerking off right now?

I CAN'T HELP IT! IT'S PORN OVERLOAD!

Lactose Overload 

The euphoria felt after giving a woman a motor boat
Dude, after pulling my face out of her tits I experienced a lactose overload.
Lactose Overload by justhatguy July 27, 2009

Jizz Overload

when you haven't ejaculated for a few days and you are involved in sexual activity - when you cum it's twice the amount you normally cum therefore being a 'Jizz Overload'
After coming back from the 4 day work conference, I was talking to Tracey online and had a huge Jizz Overload

What.... all over your computer?

Nah - I had a couple of cum hankys on me
Jizz Overload by Jaye Bombed August 9, 2010

beef overload 

Something you scream when there are a lot of dickheads around you.
Wow I can’t believe i screamed beef overload at are family reunion!
beef overload by Dr.Chode May 25, 2020

Peanut Butter Overload 

When you eat peanut butter and it starts to feel like it's clogging your throat.
Tommy was eating a peanut butter and jelly sandwich when he got peanut butter overload and had to drink some water.