why do we park on a driveway and drive on a parkway 

Because thats just the way it is in bass ackwards america!

Why do we park on a driveway and drive on a parkway?

Let's go for a drive down the parkway and we can park in the neighbors driveway.

why do we park on a driveway and drive on a parkway by tara sweet March 27, 2010

rain on my parade 

Having your good time quashed. Your bonfire being well and truly pissed on.

Friend1. "I just got laid!"
Friend2 "dude she is dead"

Friend1 " dont rain on my parade"

rain on my parade by Malificas May 17, 2014

pee on my parade 

When one person intentionally ruins another person's dreams or takes away some happiness. Similar to "rain on my parade," but to do it intentionally and perhaps with malice.

What do you mean you don't think I'm smart enough to get into Harvard Law? Man, don't pee on my parade!

Or

You ate the last cupcake? I was looking forward to it all day! You peed on my parade!

pee on my parade by JavaJaneOhio July 10, 2010

crush on my partner 

A second crush you get on your partner after y'all have started dating

When you see them as just your partner and then some event happens and you realize why you had crush on them in the first place. When that happens, you form a crush once again on your partner.

Yo man, I think I have a crush on my partner

Aren't y'all dating?

Well yeah, but I still have crush on her

crush on my partner by Blooded_North May 1, 2023

piss on the parade 

the act of ruining a good time because you need to go to the bathroom.

when a group of friends are a theme park and suzzy says hang on i need to go to bathroom. a group member may retort, way to piss on the parade suzzy, you always take long shits, hurry up!

piss on the parade by rawdogkilla November 4, 2013

Rain on my parade 

Piss on my tits

Legion is gonna rain on my parade later

Rain on my parade by Toppdoggtom November 25, 2017

National piss on your parents lawn day 

This day falls on January 1st.

Start your year off with proving who's the boss.

Craig: hey man it's national piss on your parents lawn day
John: fuck yea time to show em who's boss

National piss on your parents lawn day by Bigggggfugggerrr October 15, 2020