The information about the newest elements found in the sussy
baka lab in Area
52, has now been leaked. Recently, EDP 445 went to the site looking for cupcakes, but returned with a test tube of Obamium. The sample was sent to The Flat Earth Association for further study. Though
nothing much has been known of it, the
people of the association suggest that Obamium could show us the secret about the last name of President Obama. EDP was diagnosed with
ligma just after 3 weeks of the "Area 51" incident. The
people of the association also claim that the element reveals its texture after being exposed to UV ray. The government has warned the association for further research about the element and has asked the test tube back but after negotiations with the "
uwu" community, it backed down. Now, the association has also claimed that the element is potentially the main reason that the "Area 51" was so secretive so there is much to this element. Whatever Obamium is, for whatever reason it was kept so secret, no
one can help but wonder about the beauty of this godlike thing.