Nessie 

A common named used to describe the mythical creature the Loch Ness Monster.
It's also know as the nickname for an extremely sweet boy. He is often seen joking around with his friends and being all arouNd happy and optimistic. He loves his family and his friends. He enjoys bowling, cars, and traveling.

Aww! Nessie is such a sweetheart!

Nessie by Lover of Snails September 8, 2010

nissie 

Nissie is a nice calm person and has many friends.she speaks politely and obeys her orders. Three words to explain her kind, funny and helpful❤

1.wow do you know that the new girl nissie just helped me get my work done quicker than usual !!

nissie by DoGgYLOvEr March 5, 2017

nussey 

When your side bitch is giving you top then you turn her head side ways and bust a huge load in her ear

I was sucking kc up then he turned my head and gave me a nussey

nussey by Ag goat October 11, 2017

Nessie watch

Being paid good money to do nothing and essentially waste one's life away.

Another term for this is "golden handcuffs".

Man, this job is akin to being paid to sit in a chair and be on the lookout for the loch Ness monster. Hence, Nessie watch.

Nessie watch by The_real_mr_fantastic September 28, 2019

nessie 

n. when you take a dump that is so long that it sticks out of the water.

After eating that bowl of oatmeal, I feel like I could lay a nessie.

nessie by shane November 30, 2004

Nessie 

A guy who says he has a big penis, but there is no proof that it exists.

That guy must be a nessie, he claims to have a big one, but he can't get a girl.

Nessie by kir3d May 4, 2010

Drop a Nessie in the Loch

A euphemism for defecating inspired by the Loch Ness Monster. Similar to "dropping off the kids at the pool", yet with a Scottish flair.

Scotsman 1: Good gracious I had a lot to eat last night!

I've got to drop a nessie in the loch!

Scotsman 2: Sounds like a plan, laddie.

Drop a Nessie in the Loch by Kamikaze Kool-Aid Man October 1, 2010