Sum ugly ass bitches with some ugly ass attitudes. Gon get your shit whacked. Students be suckin off the teachers and bitches always be gettin into fights over stupid shit like if someone blinked at them. Hoes continue to have their sex tapes leaked and they've already gotten hiv like 30 times in a row. Bob the builder can't even fix this shit. And shit. Bob the builder can fix everything. There's weed in every locker and I swear them janitors open them lockers up and shove the weed up their asses. Because don't we all wanna do sum shit like that?

"Hey, can I get a copy of your sex tape?"
"Nah. You can get the experience of one rn tho." 😉 Neptune high School

Neptune high school by slade.boy August 24, 2017

Neptune's trident

One of the Holy Grail sexual acts. This involves one man and three women. The lucky man will have one woman on his penis and one hand in each of the other two women. This makes him look like Neptune's tri-pronged trident.

And like everything nautical, the whole thing smells of fish and is very slippery.

Nick: "I scored big the other day, I hit on three chicks and they did Neptune's trident with me."
Dude: "Way to go my man! You IS a sex god!"

Neptune's trident by Wizards Sleeve May 22, 2007

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