2 definitions by Bruddha

hartjussy

The type of nigga to suck a girl's pussy for free cause she need some cleaning.

Girl 1: I need some hartjussy in my life

by Bruddha December 9, 2021

Neptune's Folly

While pooping, the release of the turd causes water to splash up all over your butt cheeks.

Similar yet inferior to Poseidon's Kiss

We keep running out of toilet paper because Kevin keeps being struck by Neptune's Folly.

by Bruddha November 2, 2015