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Neptune's Folly

While pooping, the release of the turd causes water to splash up all over your butt cheeks.

Similar yet inferior to Poseidon's Kiss

We keep running out of toilet paper because Kevin keeps being struck by Neptune's Folly.

by Bruddha November 01, 2015

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